goodr MERLIN'S SQUIRREL FETISH - Run Republic
goodr MERLIN'S SQUIRREL FETISH - Run Republic
goodr MERLIN'S SQUIRREL FETISH - Run Republic
goodr MERLIN'S SQUIRREL FETISH - Run Republic
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goodr MERLIN'S SQUIRREL FETISH

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LIMITED EDITION: SORCERY SPECTACLES

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re chasing trail runners or chasing dragons.

 

MADE FOR

RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
Frames tech
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA

YOU KNOW HOW REALITY TV SHOWS ALWAYS CAST THAT ONE WEIRD ROOMATE TO START DRAMA?


In this case, the weird roommate is Merlin. Yes, Merlin is a legendary wizard, but he's also got a squirrel fetish. Watch The Surreal World and you'll see the old creeper throwing heart-eyes at every squirrel that scurries by. He tries to hide his lust behind these semi-clear framed shades with blue reflective lenses, but we know what's going on. We're not saying he needs help, because, honestly, that would be bad for ratings, but... (Yo, Merl -- maybe talk to someone.)

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Our staff is as passionate about running as you are! We rigorously test our products before offering them to you.  If it can help us push through ultramarathon miles, recover from hard workouts, or shave time off 400 meter sprints we'll carry it. 

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