goodr OG Apollo-gize for Nothing - Run Republic
goodr OG Apollo-gize for Nothing - Run Republic
goodr OG Apollo-gize for Nothing - Run Republic
goodr OG Apollo-gize for Nothing - Run Republic
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OG goodr Apollo-gize for Nothing

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lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Yes, wretched mortal, I am thy God of Art!!! Subscribe to my YouTube channel, and smash that like button, so thou dost not get smited. Plus, I am thy God of archery, music, and dance. Mine own godly twerking puts Megan Thee Stallion to shame! Also, I am thy God of truth and prophecy, healing and diseases, the Sun and light, and poetry. Liketh it not? Too many things-eth? WELL, TOO F***ING-ETH BAD!!!
Apollo-Gize for Nothing

MADE FOR

RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
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APOLLO-GIZE FOR NOTHING MARBLE NON REFLECTIVE POLARIZED PURPLE SUNGLASSES FOR RUNNING

INTRODUCING APOLLO-GIZE FOR NOTHING


Dear goodr,

This is the Brand Stewardship Team for Apollo. The copy is so far off-brand we can’t really provide feedback.

Our legal team would never sign off on things like "blocking Apollo's harmful sun rays," calling his lyre skils "mediocre," and saying he should give all goodr employees "free medicine for life."

We also object to this part: "Apollo's the god of the sun, archery, healing, music, AND truth? More like the god of overcompensating for having a small dong." Start fresh with new copy. We understand goodr is a playful brand with cheeky comments and copy, but it needs to be in line with Apollo's standards, or we will smite you.

Sincerely,
The Brand Stewardship Team for Apollo

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