OG goodr Dionysus’ Orgy? Everyone Came! - Run Republic
OG goodr Dionysus’ Orgy? Everyone Came! - Run Republic
OG goodr Dionysus’ Orgy? Everyone Came! - Run Republic
OG goodr Dionysus’ Orgy? Everyone Came! - Run Republic
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OG goodr Dionysus’ Orgy? Everyone Came!

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals


LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

OF COURSE everyone came!!! Everyone knows Dionysus, the god of wine, general ecstasy, fruits & vegetables (many of them phallic), throws THE best orgies in town.*

(*Well, maybe after Carl the Flamingo.)

MADE FOR

RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
Frames tech
DIONYSUS ORGY EVERYBODY CAME POLARIZED PURPLE SUNGLASSES FOR RUNNING

INTRODUCING DIONYSUS' ORGY? EVERYBODY CAME.


Pretty sure the name of this pair speaks for itself. Good talk. (P.S. Wear a rubber.)

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