goodr OG Ham-Cured Cramps - Run Republic
goodr OG Ham-Cured Cramps - Run Republic
goodr OG Ham-Cured Cramps - Run Republic
goodr OG Ham-Cured Cramps - Run Republic
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goodr OG Ham-Cured Cramps

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lens typeReflective Mirrored Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
best useBest for Post Meal Runs

REWIND SERIES: REINTRODUCING HAM CURED CRAMPS

We're releasing an oldie but a goodr. A remix, reboot, revival, re-whatever, of a classic pair. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing the neighborhood Easter Egg Hunt or running some Pre-Easter dinner treadmill miles. You asked for seconds, get your fill while you can!!!

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR


BEASTING
 BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech
PINK frame sunglasses polarized HAM CURED CRAMPS

BONUS: THEY'RE GUARANTEED TRICHINOSIS-FREE!!!


This spring, Carl the Flamingo suggested that we should start selling goodr Farms Medicinal Hams on our website. He was enraged when the FDA said we had to put a label on them that said, "This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease." Carl said that was "TOTAL bullsh*t!!! EVERYONE knows that HAM CURES CRAMPS!!!" (Carl also insists that it increases his libido. We're not convinced the ham is responsible.) Luckily, we were able to get him to compromise by offering these Ham Cured Cramps sunnies instead.*

*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.

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Tried & True

Our staff is as passionate about running as you are! We rigorously test our products before offering them to you.  If it can help us push through ultramarathon miles, recover from hard workouts, or shave time off 400 meter sprints we'll carry it. 

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Our Coaches have helped thousands of runners achieve personal bests.  We provide educational coaching in-person and online. Check out our youtube for some helpful tips with key exercises that enhance performance and prevent injury. 

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