GOODR

SCHRÖDINGER'S SAIGON JADE

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RUNWAY GOODRS: RUNNING! FASHION!

Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR


BIKING

 

HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 ALL FASHION
5 NO CATCALLS
Frames tech

A MAD SCIENTIST


Schrödinger said his theory was just a "thought experiment." But he was a sick f@ck. These jade green frames with teal lenses memorialize one casualty, a 37" Maine coon cat named Saigon Jade, who proved his theory false when he stuffed her in a box with some radioactive material and obviously, she died.