SIZE
MADE FOR BIGGER NOGGINS
or OCRs, PBRsBAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.
MADE FOR
BEASTING
GREAT FOR
BIKING 
RUNNING
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.
1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
The Wheeler FT short is a premium active lifestyle short. Designed for a morning hike, a jump in the lake and then off to a Sunday brunch
WHEELER FT 9" SHORT - FRONT
- Slant cut side pockets
- Media pocket accommodates iPhone 14
WHEELER FT 9" SHORT - BACK
- Rear welt zip pockets
THE FINEST RUNNING SHORTS YOU'LL EVER EXPERIENCE
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines
OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs
Take your style from Zero to Blitzed with these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence. (Oops!!! We've said too much. Act surprised.)
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE
Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*
*No batteries required.
2069 CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR SUNNIES BACK
We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future.
What returned back blew our minds!!!
From Zero to Blitzed
(G force training not included.)
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
GOODR IS PROUD TO SUPPORT THE NATIONAL PARK FOUNDATION
The great beauty of America’s national parks...is now available...FOR YOUR FACE! Nine stunning sunnies! All inspired by a different national park! Good for hiking, kayaking, climbing, and...stuffing s’mores into your face after sipping...whatever beverage you put into your canteen.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
GREAT SMOKY MOUNTAINS
Did you know that Great Smoky Mountains National Park is THE most biodiverse park in our national parks system?! It's so diverse, you may even spot a flamingo there! (We're talking about goodr CEO, Carl the Flamingo. DUH. It's one of his favorite places to visit.)
Over 19,000 species have been identified in the park, and scientists believe that an additional 80,000-100,000 species may live there. (We don't know about you, but our mind immediately thinks "Sasquatch" when we hear this.)
goodr is proud to support the National Park Foundation with the release of these Great Smoky Mountains-inspired sunnies. (Rumor has it, they're great for spotting 'squatches.)
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
GOODR IS PROUD TO SUPPORT THE NATIONAL PARK FOUNDATION
The great beauty of America’s national parks...is now available...FOR YOUR FACE! Nine stunning sunnies! All inspired by a different national park! Good for hiking, kayaking, climbing, and...stuffing s’mores into your face after sipping...whatever beverage you put into your canteen.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
Ever been to Everglades National Park?
You can walk the Anhinga Trail to spot abundant wildlife, like turtles, herons, and alligators. Watch as the sun sets over Flamingo, the southernmost point in mainland Florida. (Oh, Everglades. You had us at Flamingo!) These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you explore the pinelands by bike, or join a ranger on a slough slog deep into the heart of a cypress dome. ("Slough slog" is fun to say. Slough slog, slough slog, slough slog!") LET'S GO!!!! We'll meet you by the tree. (What, not good enough directions?)
Made with our revolutionary OOfoam™ technology, this sandal features a streamlined footbed that compliments every outfit, day or night.
Luxe: Colors and shine bring some extra fun and expression to OOFOS' classically sleek footbed.
SOOPERIOR QUALITY
OOfoam™ technology absorbs 37% more impact than traditional footwear.
Proprietary footbed design reduces stress on knees, ankles and other joints.
Closed-cell foam is machine washable and designed to minimize odor.
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines
OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs
In the spirit of futurism, like these futuristic blue Best Dystopia Ever sunglasses, we decided to let AI write this post: These crisp and innovative blue sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in the glittering dystopian paradise of your wildest fantasies. (Huh, sounds pretty legit. You should probably buy these to see if it's true.)
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE
Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*
*No batteries required.
IN THE BEST DYSTOPIA EVER
you will be immortalized in a glittering palace of a unicorn-lensed utopia fever dream where all of your wildest fantasies come true.
Best Dystopia Ever
(Before you end up in the AI's human zoo, that is.)
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
GOODR IS PROUD TO SUPPORT THE NATIONAL PARK FOUNDATION
The great beauty of America’s national parks...is now available...FOR YOUR FACE! Nine stunning sunnies! All inspired by a different national park! Good for hiking, kayaking, climbing, and...stuffing s’mores into your face after sipping...whatever beverage you put into your canteen.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
GRAND CANYON
The Grand Canyon is considered one of the natural wonders of the world largely because of its natural features.
The geologic incline creates a diversity of biotic communities: a semi-arid desert, sandy beaches, and forests of pinyon pine, juniper and spruce-fir. (Also, there's a really big hole!!!)
These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you admire the flora and fauna, while building up the courage to venture out on the glass Skywalk. (Do it!! It's worth it!!) The canyon and park are, well...grand. Name checks out.
