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Name: BFG goodr Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees
Brand: GOODR
SKU: BFG-BK-AM2-RF
Price: 35.0 USD
Availability: OutOfStock

BFGs: BEAST FUCK!NG GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

MADE FOR

BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING

RUNNING

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 GRADIENT LENSES

Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

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BFG goodr Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees

GOODR

$35.00

GOODR

BFG goodr Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees

$35.00

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses

For Tall & Wide Heads

Best for OCRs, PBRs

BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

MADE FOR

BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING

RUNNING

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

THE BEST PRESCRIPTION FOR GAINZ

We get it. You go to the gym for 3 hours a day so you can look down and see 6-12 abs. If you commit to doing an insane amount of burpees, you can bet you'll do every last one of them. That (and these black frames glasses with bourbon-colored lenses) is what it takes if you wanna be the best. Introducing Beezlebub's Bourbon Burpees (because even the Rx squad needs a drink sometimes).

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BFG goodr Hooked On Onyx

GOODR

$35.00

GOODR

BFG goodr Hooked On Onyx

$35.00

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Non-Reflective Lenses

For Tall & Wide Heads

Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs

BFGs: BIG F*CKING GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.

MADE FOR

RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING

BIKING

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 GRADIENT LENSES

Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

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SOME PEOPLE HATE WEARING BLACK

They think it's too boring or too funeral-ly. Instead, they pick red, blue, yellow, green, purple - every color in the rainbow. But you know what you get when you combine all those colors? Black! That's right, it's hiding in plain sight! Thanks to our new Hooked On Onyx program, everyone can learn to appreciate wearing black. Then you can proudly say, "Hooked On Onyx worked for me!"

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BFG goodr MINT JULEP ELECTROSHOCKS

GOODR

$35.00

GOODR

BFG goodr MINT JULEP ELECTROSHOCKS

$35.00

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Gradient Dark Lenses

For Tall & Wide Heads need regular?

Best for OCRs, PBRs

BFGs: BEAST F*CKING GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

MADE FOR

BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING

RUNNING

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 GRADIENT LENSES

Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

THE REHAB PLAN TO RULE THEM ALL

Unfollow that Instagram famous fitness star who keeps telling you to “stretch” and “eat healthy” and start taking notes. We’ve got the workout rehab plan that’ll get you those sweet sweet gainz. The plan is simple, slam two mint juleps, throw on these green and teal sunnies, and ride the lighting.

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BFG goodr It's All in the Hips

GOODR

$35.00

GOODR

BFG goodr It's All in the Hips

$35.00

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Non-Reflective Lenses

For John Daly-sized Heads

High Contrast for Ball Spotting

FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY

We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.

MADE FOR

GOLFING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING

BIKING

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

THE LEGEND.

“It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips.”
-- Chubbs Peterson, Golf Legend & Alligator Enthusiast

RIP Chubbs. Your hands on (hand on?) approach to golf instruction was revolutionary (if not, potentially sexual harassment). We’ve tried to be just as revolutionary with our special rose tinted Flamingo Eye Lenses set in these black BFG sunglasses (and whole lot less handsy).

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BFG goodr Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?

GOODR

$35.00

GOODR

BFG goodr Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?

$35.00

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses

For Tall & Wide Heads

Best for OCRs, PBRs

MADE FOR

BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING

RUNNING

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

PISTOL SQUAAAAAD

Listen, if you want to make your face look 10x better while sweating profusely during your 57th pistol... these pink frame BFGs with teal polarized lenses are for you. (Also, we know that you posted a photo of yourself and wrote a caption that you did 57 pistols, but we know that you didn't. You did exactly 12 pistols, spread over the 7 takes you did to perfect your form, your hair and your sweat - which came from a spray bottle placed just out of frame.)

LENS TECH

Polorized Reflective Lens Tech

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BFG goodr Colossal Squid Confessions

GOODR

$35.00

GOODR

BFG goodr Colossal Squid Confessions

$35.00

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SIZE

MADE FOR BIGGER NOGGINS

Wider Fit for Larger Heads.

or OCRs, PBRs

BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

MADE FOR

BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING

RUNNING

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

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BFG goodr Electric Beluga Boogaloo

GOODR

$35.00

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BFG goodr Electric Beluga Boogaloo

$35.00

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SIZE

MADE FOR BIGGER NOGGINS

Wider Fit for Larger Heads.

or OCRs, PBRs

BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

MADE FOR

BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING

RUNNING

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

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BFG goodr Hellhound Hallucinations

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$35.00

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BFG goodr Hellhound Hallucinations

$35.00

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SIZE

MADE FOR BIGGER NOGGINS

Wider Fit for Larger Heads.

or OCRs, PBRs

BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

MADE FOR

BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING

RUNNING

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

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BFG goodr Gold Digging With Sasquatch

GOODR

$35.00

GOODR

BFG goodr Gold Digging With Sasquatch

$35.00

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SIZE

MADE FOR BIGGER NOGGINS

Wider Fit for Larger Heads.

or OCRs, PBRs

BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

MADE FOR

BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING

RUNNING

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

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BFG goodr Solar Flare Centaur

GOODR

$35.00

GOODR

BFG goodr Solar Flare Centaur

$35.00

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses

For Tall & Wide Heads

Best for OCRs, PBRs

These larger-than-life juicy dark orange BFGs with blood-orange gradient lenses are like a sudden outburst of electromagnetic energy for your face. (Thank goodness the atmosphere will protect us from your totally electric animal magnetism.)

MADE FOR

BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING

RUNNING

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

LENS TECH

Polorized Reflective Lens Tech

FRAME INFO

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