goodr BFG

BFGs: BEAST FUCK!NG GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

 

MADE FOR


BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING 

RUNNING

 

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE. 

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 GRADIENT LENSES

Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

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goodr BFG Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees - Run Republic
goodr BFG Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees - Run Republic
goodr BFG Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees - Run Republic
goodr BFG Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees - Run Republic
GOODR

BFG goodr Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees

Regular price $35.00
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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads 
best useBest for OCRs, PBRs

BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

 

MADE FOR


BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING RUNNING

 

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

Frames tech

THE BEST PRESCRIPTION FOR GAINZ


We get it. You go to the gym for 3 hours a day so you can look down and see 6-12 abs. If you commit to doing an insane amount of burpees, you can bet you'll do every last one of them. That (and these black frames glasses with bourbon-colored lenses) is what it takes if you wanna be the best. Introducing Beezlebub's Bourbon Burpees (because even the Rx squad needs a drink sometimes).

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goodr BFG Fore-Play Guaranteed - Run Republic
goodr BFG Fore-Play Guaranteed - Run Republic
goodr BFG Fore-Play Guaranteed - Run Republic
goodr BFG Fore-Play Guaranteed - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr BFG Fore-Play Guaranteed

Regular price $35.00
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FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY

We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.

 

MADE FOR


GOLFING

GREAT FOR


BEASTING
BIKING RUNNING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY

Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)

2 NO SLIP

We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.*
*Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.

3 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.

4 ALL COVERAGE

Wider polarized lenses provide more coverage, which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off.

5 NO GOPHERS

No one wearing these has ever mistaken the word gopher for golfer, causing them to be locked up with the key thrown away.

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Fore-Play Guaranteed Lifestyle

SAFETY IS NOT GUARANTEED


No one can resist a man (or woman) in argyle, this is science. So if you want to up your game, on and off the course, pop on these pink and grey argyle shades and watch the crowd go wild. Whether they’re going wild for your style, or the fact that you just sliced it into someone’s temple, is up for debate. If you slide these big headed beauties on, foreplay is always guaranteed.

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goodr BFG Hooked On Onyx - Run Republic
goodr BFG Hooked On Onyx - Run Republic
goodr BFG Hooked On Onyx - Run Republic
goodr BFG Hooked On Onyx - Run Republic
GOODR

BFG goodr Hooked On Onyx

Regular price $35.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.
lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads 
best useBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs

BFGs: BIG F*CKING GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 GRADIENT LENSES

Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

 

Frames tech

 

 

black BFG sunglasses

SOME PEOPLE HATE WEARING BLACK


They think it's too boring or too funeral-ly. Instead, they pick red, blue, yellow, green, purple - every color in the rainbow. But you know what you get when you combine all those colors? Black! That's right, it's hiding in plain sight! Thanks to our new Hooked On Onyx program, everyone can learn to appreciate wearing black. Then you can proudly say, "Hooked On Onyx worked for me!"

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goodr BFG YOU SAY BOGEY, I SAY FLAMINGO - Run Republic
goodr BFG YOU SAY BOGEY, I SAY FLAMINGO - Run Republic
goodr BFG YOU SAY BOGEY, I SAY FLAMINGO - Run Republic
goodr BFG YOU SAY BOGEY, I SAY FLAMINGO - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr BFG YOU SAY BOGEY, I SAY FLAMINGO

Regular price $35.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.
lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor John Daly-sized Heads need regular?
best useHigh Contrast for Ball Spotting

FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY

We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.

 

MADE FOR


GOLFING

GREAT FOR


BEASTING
BIKING RUNNING

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY

Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)

2 NO SLIP

We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.*
*Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.

3 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.

4 ALL COVERAGE

Wider polarized lenses provide more coverage, which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off.

5 NO GOPHERS

No one wearing these has ever mistaken the word gopher for golfer, causing them to be locked up with the key thrown away.

Frames tech
You Say Bogey I Say Flamingo Lifestyle

FLAMINGO IS THE NEW WORD FOR BOGEY


We all have that friend, the one that’s dressed in $400 worth of gear but is absolutely going to shank it off the tee? He’s going to shoot a bogey on every hole and be furious, but me? I play barefoot, drink bloody marys, and finish 18 over. I shoot a flamingo. Take a page from our book. Every time you pop on these flamingo shades with rose lenses, you’ll take that extra stroke with pride. So while you say bogey, I say flamingo.

 

LENS TECH

 

 

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goodr BFG MINT JULEP ELECTROSHOCKS - Run Republic
goodr BFG MINT JULEP ELECTROSHOCKS - Run Republic
goodr BFG MINT JULEP ELECTROSHOCKS - Run Republic
goodr BFG MINT JULEP ELECTROSHOCKS - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr BFG MINT JULEP ELECTROSHOCKS

Regular price $35.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.
lens typeGradient Dark Lenses
head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads need regular?
best useBest for OCRs, PBRs

BFGs: BEAST F*CKING GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

 

MADE FOR


BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING RUNNING

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 GRADIENT LENSES

Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

Frames tech

THE REHAB PLAN TO RULE THEM ALL


Unfollow that Instagram famous fitness star who keeps telling you to “stretch” and “eat healthy” and start taking notes. We’ve got the workout rehab plan that’ll get you those sweet sweet gainz. The plan is simple, slam two mint juleps, throw on these green and teal sunnies, and ride the lighting.

 

LENS TECH


Polorized Gradient Lens TechFRAME INFO

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goodr BFG It's All in the Hips - Run Republic
goodr BFG It's All in the Hips - Run Republic
goodr BFG It's All in the Hips - Run Republic
goodr BFG It's All in the Hips - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr BFG It's All in the Hips

Regular price $35.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.
lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor John Daly-sized Heads 
best useHigh Contrast for Ball Spotting

FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY

We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.

 

MADE FOR

GOLFING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING 

 

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

Frames tech

It's All in the Hips Lifestyle

THE LEGEND.


“It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips.”
-- Chubbs Peterson, Golf Legend & Alligator Enthusiast

RIP Chubbs. Your hands on (hand on?) approach to golf instruction was revolutionary (if not, potentially sexual harassment). We’ve tried to be just as revolutionary with our special rose tinted Flamingo Eye Lenses set in these black BFG sunglasses (and whole lot less handsy).

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goodr BFG NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT - Run Republic
goodr BFG NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT - Run Republic
goodr BFG NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT - Run Republic
goodr BFG NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT - Run Republic
goodr BFG NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr BFG NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT

Regular price $35.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.
Gradient Dark Lenses
head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads need regular?
best useBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs

BFGs: BIG F*CKING GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons or those looking for more coverage.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME SWAGGER.

1 NO SLIP

We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 GRADIENT LENSES

Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any runs taking place in the Upside Down.

Frames tech

RADICAL REFERENCES!


Although inferior in all other ways to the sequel, the best moment in the Original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comes when Michelangelo and Donatello are watching the tortoise and the hare. Hence we created these tortoiseshell sunnies “Ninja Kick the Damn Rabbit.” Ninja kicking is actually a valid strategy for winning any race!

 

LENS TECH

Polorized Gradient Lens Tech

 FRAME INFO

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goodr Beast BFG Gym And Tonic - Run Republic
goodr Beast BFG Gym And Tonic - Run Republic
goodr Beast BFG Gym And Tonic - Run Republic
GOODR

Beast BFG goodr Gym And Tonic

Regular price $35.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.
lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads 
best useBest for OCRs, PBRs

BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

 

MADE FOR


BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING RUNNING


 

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

Frames tech
BFG-BKBL-NBBA

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goodr BFG CUCKOO FOR COCONUTS - Run Republic
goodr BFG CUCKOO FOR COCONUTS - Run Republic
goodr BFG CUCKOO FOR COCONUTS - Run Republic
goodr BFG CUCKOO FOR COCONUTS - Run Republic
GOODR

BFG goodr CUCKOO FOR COCONUTS

Regular price $35.00
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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads 
best useBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs





TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME

Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."


MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

Frames tech
green printed tropical sunglasses

INTRODUCING CUCKOO FOR COCONUTS.


At goodr, we all recognize that crazy look Carl The Flamingo gets in his eyes. Whenever he smells coconut, he goes mad with desire, throwing wild tropical tantrums until he gets his fix. Quick, put on these floral-patterned sunnies and take a vacation day. Otherwise, you might get stuck listening to eight hours of Carl's ukelele protest songs. No one wants that.


LENS TECH

 

Polorized Reflective Lens Tech

FRAME INFO

 


 

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goodr BFG IT's Not Just A Game - Run Republic
goodr BFG IT's Not Just A Game - Run Republic
goodr BFG IT's Not Just A Game - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr BFG IT's Not Just A Game

Regular price $35.00
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lens typeBlue Blocking Lenses
head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads 
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.

 

MADE FOR


GAMING

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.

1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.

2 NO SLIP

We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.

3 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.

4 FULL ARMOR

UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS

No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.

Frames tech

Blue BFGs with Blue Blockers Lifestyle

IT'S A BIG DEAL


The worst thing you can say to a gamer is “Oh, what’s the big deal -- it’s just a game.” So here’s a friendly reminder that serious gamers require serious gear. Okay, we’re not all that serious about anything, but we think these cryo blue frames with clear lenses are pretty rad.


LENS TECH
Non-Polarized Lens Tech - Clear
FRAME INFO
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BFG goodr Zeus, You ARE the Father! - Run Republic
BFG goodr Zeus, You ARE the Father! - Run Republic
BFG goodr Zeus, You ARE the Father! - Run Republic
BFG goodr Zeus, You ARE the Father! - Run Republic
GOODR

BFG goodr Zeus, You ARE the Father!

Regular price $35.00
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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals



LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

HAIL ZEUS!!! God of the Sky, and Thirsty Shapeshifter. He turned into all kinds of animals to seduce goddesses, nymphs, and mortals. Swan. Cuckoo. Bull. (Also, Carl the Flamingo SWEARS Zeus morphed into a flamingo once to bone him.) According to God Sex Magazine, Zeus had 57 partners, 54 children, and countless ties for Xmas presents.)

MADE FOR


BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING RUNNING


 

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

Frames tech
ZEUS YOU ARE THE FATHER POLARIZED WHITE SUNGLASSES FOR RUNNING

INTRODUCING ZEUS, YOU ARE THE FATHER.


Once he was dragged onto Ancient Greek Television to prove he fathered Ares, but before the results were read he threw lightning bolts at Maurice, the God of Dramatic Reveal. The spirit of Zeus currently lives on in furries.

 

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goodr BFG Polly Wants A Cocktail - Run Republic
goodr BFG Polly Wants A Cocktail - Run Republic
goodr BFG Polly Wants A Cocktail - Run Republic
goodr BFG Polly Wants A Cocktail - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr BFG Polly Wants A Cocktail

Regular price $35.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.


lens typeGradient Dark Lenses
head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads 
best useBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs





TROPICAL OPTICALS: STEP INTO SUMMERTIME

Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."


MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

Frames tech

INTRODUCING POLLY WANTS A COCKTAIL.


No, your parrot isn't just mindlessly repeating everything you say. Your bird seriously wants a cocktail. It's a lot of work, sitting on a perch all day. So make a drinky-drink. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while giving your pet a hard-earned vacation from sobriety. "RAWK!!! POLLY WANTS A HOOKER!" Okay, that's enough pampering. Boundaries.

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LENS TECH

 

Polorized Reflective Lens Tech

FRAME INFO

 


 

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goodr BFG Metconing For Meatballs - Run Republic
goodr BFG Metconing For Meatballs - Run Republic
goodr BFG Metconing For Meatballs - Run Republic
goodr BFG Metconing For Meatballs - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr BFG Metconing For Meatballs

Regular price $35.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

 

MADE FOR


BEASTING

GREAT FOR


BIKING

RUNNING

 

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

Frames tech

INSPIRED BY SWOOSHING SWEDES


Everyone already knows that metabolic conditioning is totes important -- hell, the Swoosh squad named a shoe after it. What you may not know is that meatballs are the ultimate recovery meal post metcon-ing. So, slap on these yellow-framed blue-lensed beauts, that are in no way inspired by that furniture company known for its meatballs, and slam those reps in.

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