goodr OG

THE OGs: THE FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING 

BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

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goodr GOING TO VALHALLA... WITNESS! - Run Republic
goodr GOING TO VALHALLA... WITNESS! - Run Republic
goodr GOING TO VALHALLA... WITNESS! - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr GOING TO VALHALLA... WITNESS!

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lens typeReflective Mirrored Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
best useBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs

THE OGs: THE FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING 

BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

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WITNESS!!!


Pro tip: forget sucking oxygen at some aid station, that's for losers and weaklings. Instead, try silver spray paint while rocking these gray and chrome shades. You may not receive the same benefits as oxygen, but you’ll be flying to Valhalla, guaranteed.

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goodr OG Whiskey Shots With Satan - Run Republic
goodr OG Whiskey Shots With Satan - Run Republic
goodr OG Whiskey Shots With Satan - Run Republic
goodr OG Whiskey Shots With Satan - Run Republic
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goodr OG Whiskey Shots With Satan

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THE ORIGINAL WHISKEY OGs

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail out of Hades or drinking whiskey in a tumbler, sans rocks.

 

MADE FOR

BIKING RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech

WHISKEY SHOTS, AND RUNNING?


You read that correctly. We are encouraging you to drink some of that sweet amber liquor with the Prince of Darkness. Don’t let Satan’s reputation (or love of ironic eternal punishments) scare you away; he just wants to be your running buddy. So go on, throw on these amber and black shades and do some Whiskey Shots with Satan.

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OG goodr POW! BAM! THANK YOU, BATMAN! - Run Republic
OG goodr POW! BAM! THANK YOU, BATMAN! - Run Republic
OG goodr POW! BAM! THANK YOU, BATMAN! - Run Republic
GOODR

OG goodr POW! BAM! THANK YOU, BATMAN!

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco runs

 

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or fighting off supervillains.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech
BATMAN 4EVER

WE KNOW IT IS A LITTLE HARD TO READ A COMIC BOOK ON YOUR FACE.


Pretty impossible actually... Regardless of the logistics, goodr joined forces with DC Comics to create these Batman-themed comic-lined sunglasses. Limited edition polarized performance shades for all of your vigilante needs.

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goodr OG PHOENIX AT A BLOODY MARY BAR - Run Republic
goodr OG PHOENIX AT A BLOODY MARY BAR - Run Republic
goodr OG PHOENIX AT A BLOODY MARY BAR - Run Republic
goodr OG PHOENIX AT A BLOODY MARY BAR - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr OG PHOENIX AT A BLOODY MARY BAR

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lens typeReflective Mirrored Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
best useBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs

THE OGs: THE FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING 

BIKING

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech

RISE FROM THE ASHES


Next time you black-in while inside a bathtub in Las Vegas, rise from the ashes of your dumpster fire of a life with these red frames with rose lenses and a little hair of the dog. We prefer a thick and salty Bloody Mary.

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goodr OG It's Not A Whip, It's A Lasso - Run Republic
goodr OG It's Not A Whip, It's A Lasso - Run Republic
goodr OG It's Not A Whip, It's A Lasso - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr OG It's Not A Whip, It's A Lasso

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco runs

 



LIMITED EDITION: WONDER WOMAN

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or fighting off supervillains.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech
LASSO YASSO

INTRODUCING IT'S NOT A WHIP, IT'S A LASSO!


The dictionary defines whip as “a length of cord with a handle used for striking” and lasso as “a length of cord in a loop used for capturing.” See the difference? Wonder Woman wants to capture criminals, not strike them, but she might have to strike them to capture them, so she carries a lasso that can whip but is not a whip, not a whip that can lasso but is not a lasso. It’s quite simple. Celebrate proper nomenclature with these WW costume-patterned sunnies.

LENS TECH

 

Polorized Reflective Lens Tech


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goodr OG GARDENING WITH A KRAKEN - Run Republic
goodr OG GARDENING WITH A KRAKEN - Run Republic
goodr OG GARDENING WITH A KRAKEN - Run Republic
goodr OG GARDENING WITH A KRAKEN - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr OG GARDENING WITH A KRAKEN

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads
best useBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs

MYTHICAL BEAST, REAL UV400 PROTECTION

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or racing away from a giant squid.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech
Gardening with a Kraken lifestyle of purple sunglasses

THE ODD COUPLE


“Tentacles feel amazing to the touch,” says goodr co-founder, Stephen. He’s been love drunk for a beautiful purple/teal eyed Kraken named Maven for years. He made us make these lovely spectacles to try and win her heart. (He has problems.)

 

LENS TECH

 

Polorized Reflective Lens Tech

FRAME INFO

 

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goodr OG  NESSY'S MIDNIGHT ORGY - Run Republic
goodr OG  NESSY'S MIDNIGHT ORGY - Run Republic
goodr OG  NESSY'S MIDNIGHT ORGY - Run Republic
goodr OG  NESSY'S MIDNIGHT ORGY - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr OG NESSY'S MIDNIGHT ORGY

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
best useBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs

LEGENDARY SERPENT MEETS LEGENDARY SUNNIES

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' tail down a mountain trail or drinking scotch in Loch Ness.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech
Nessy's polarized green running sunglasses lifestyle

AS YOU WISH, YOUR MAJESTY


Whatever Queen Nessy wants, Queen Nessy gets. And usually, that's sweet Loch Ness Monster teal skin on skin. Mmmmmm...that sounds good, so we made these teal on teal shades to sneak into the mix...you want in?

 

LENS TECH

 

Polorized Reflective Lens Tech

FRAME INFO

 

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goodr OG Party Like It's 1984 - Run Republic
goodr OG Party Like It's 1984 - Run Republic
goodr OG Party Like It's 1984 - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr OG Party Like It's 1984

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco runs

LIMITED EDITION: WONDER WOMAN 1984

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or fighting off supervillains.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech
GIRL POWER

SO. WONDER WOMAN 1984 RELEASES AUGUST 14TH.


Even though we are now besties with Wonder Woman (as proven by these Party Like It’s 1984 sleek white shades with WONDER WOMAN pattern and pink reflective lenses), we haven’t been privy to a sneak peak of the film. How do you think it ends???

 

LENS TECH

Polorized Reflective Lens Tech

 

FRAME INFO

 

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goodr OG Figment's Desert Tears - Run Republic
goodr OG Figment's Desert Tears - Run Republic
goodr OG Figment's Desert Tears - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr OG Figment's Desert Tears

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THE OGs: THE FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're haulin' ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR


BEASTING

BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARISED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARISED

Glare-reducing, polarised lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech
Goodr Figment's Desert Tears, OGS – Polarised Sunglasses for Sports

AN EMOTIONAL JOURNEY


If you ever go on a run (or a spiritual LSD journey) in the desert, make sure you take these purple and orange shades. If you start hallucinating a crying purple dragon (while Hans Zimmer plays in the background), you don't want him to see your eyes. Trust us.

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goodr OG GANGRENE RUNNER'S TOE - Run Republic
goodr OG GANGRENE RUNNER'S TOE - Run Republic
goodr OG GANGRENE RUNNER'S TOE - Run Republic
goodr OG GANGRENE RUNNER'S TOE - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr OG GANGRENE RUNNER'S TOE

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lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
best useBest for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs

THE OGs: THE FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING 

BIKING

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech

LACE EM UP!


If you don’t have gangrene runner’s toe, you’re a little bitch. So lace up, hit the road, and make it so. These green and blue shades will be waiting for you.

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goodr OG Albino Rhino Chalked Hooves - Run Republic
goodr OG Albino Rhino Chalked Hooves - Run Republic
goodr OG Albino Rhino Chalked Hooves - Run Republic
goodr OG Albino Rhino Chalked Hooves - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr OG Albino Rhino Chalked Hooves

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lens typeReflective Mirrored Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads
best useBest for OCRs, PBRs

THE OGs: THE FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re hopping over flames or flippin' tires.

 

MADE FOR


BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING 

RUNNING

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech

CHALK AND SQUAWK


Hoove-Rah! These white-framed, red lensed goodrs are designed to help keep those chalky dust clouds out of your peepers. The only chalk marks you’ll see will be on your bar...and maybe some on your tusk.

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goodr OG MERRY CHRISTMAS - Run Republic
goodr OG MERRY CHRISTMAS - Run Republic
goodr OG MERRY CHRISTMAS - Run Republic
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goodr OG MERRY CHRISTMAS

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TAKE YOUR HOLIDAY SPIRIT TO THE NEXT LEVEL with MERRY FLOCKING CHRISTMAS.

Bust out the egg nog, put on that ugly sweater, and throw on these festive AF shades because it's the Holiday Season! Designed to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or blacking out at your company's holiday party.

 

MADE FOR

BEASTING RUNNING
GREAT FOR

BIKING

 

NO SLIP – Goodr uses special grip coating to construct their frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
NO BOUNCE – The Goodr frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
POLARIZED LENSES – Goodr lenses offer UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. They also feature glare-­reducing, polarized lenses because you deserve the best.
GREAT PRICE – A reasonable price that won’t bankrupt you if you happen to sit on them or leave them at a bar.
NO LEOPARDS – Plus, no one wearing the Goodr Running Sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech

HOLIDAY PARTY ESSENTIALS


Flock traditional Christmas, flock consumerism and flock your relatives. This year, might we suggest wearing these to your ugly sweater party? And ONLY these. Then, whether you celebrate the actual holiday or not, we guarantee you'll have a merry flocking Christmas.

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goodr OG HANUKKAH MATATA: IT MEANS ALL KOSHER - Run Republic
goodr OG HANUKKAH MATATA: IT MEANS ALL KOSHER - Run Republic
goodr OG HANUKKAH MATATA: IT MEANS ALL KOSHER - Run Republic
goodr OG HANUKKAH MATATA: IT MEANS ALL KOSHER - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr OG HANUKKAH MATATA: IT MEANS ALL KOSHER

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Picture this: you’re sitting down with family on the 8th day of Hanukkah, all 9 candles are lit on the dining room table, the smell of latkes and Sufganiyot swirls in the air, laughter spreads...

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech

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goodr OG HAPPY FESTIVUS, YA' FILTHY ANIMALS - Run Republic
goodr OG HAPPY FESTIVUS, YA' FILTHY ANIMALS - Run Republic
goodr OG HAPPY FESTIVUS, YA' FILTHY ANIMALS - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr OG HAPPY FESTIVUS, YA' FILTHY ANIMALS

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Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re crushing a holiday half marathon or inventing new holidays courtesy of 1990s sitcoms.

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

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With their reflective, polarized lenses these holiday-themed goodr OG running sunglasses are perfect for seasonal activities like dashing through the snow and napping through parlor games. 

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goodr OG THIS IS SPARTA!!!! (IT'S NOT) - Run Republic
goodr OG THIS IS SPARTA!!!! (IT'S NOT) - Run Republic
goodr OG THIS IS SPARTA!!!! (IT'S NOT) - Run Republic
goodr OG THIS IS SPARTA!!!! (IT'S NOT) - Run Republic
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goodr OG THIS IS SPARTA!!!! (IT'S NOT)

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lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for OCRs, PBRs

THE OGs: THE FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're hopping over flames or flippin' tires.

 

MADE FOR


BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING 

RUNNING

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

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TAKE IT EASY


While these red & black beauties and your recent gainz at the box will make you feel like King Leonidas, we strongly suggest to please not chest kick your buddy into a black hole while yelling, “THIS IS SPARTA!!”...it’s really not, it’s a fucking gym.

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