SIZE
MADE FOR BIGGER NOGGINS
or OCRs, PBRsBAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.
MADE FOR
BEASTING
GREAT FOR
BIKING 
RUNNING
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.
1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
SIZE
MADE FOR BIGGER NOGGINS
or OCRs, PBRsBAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.
MADE FOR
BEASTING
GREAT FOR
BIKING RUNNING
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.
1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
SIZE
MADE FOR BIGGER NOGGINS
or OCRs, PBRsBAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.
MADE FOR
BEASTING
GREAT FOR
BIKING RUNNING
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.
1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
SIZE
MADE FOR BIGGER NOGGINS
or OCRs, PBRsBAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS
With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.
MADE FOR
BEASTING
GREAT FOR
BIKING RUNNING
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.
1 NO SLIP
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
2 NO BOUNCE
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
5 NO DEMOGORGANS
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
Fuel your ultra distance on liquid energy. Näak Ultra Energy™ Drink Mix provides 250 calories per 500ml of water. Fast-acting and easy to ingest, it provides all the nutrients you need to race an ultra.
Overview
Developed with pro athletes, Näak Ultra Energy™ Drink Mix is the first drink mix that provides complete proteins (EAAs) and BCAAs at optimized levels for long-term efforts, preventing the degradation of muscle fibers during a long and intense physical activity.
Fueling specs
- 250 calories: get all your calories in a liquid form
- 55g carbohydrates: simple and complex natural carbohydrates
- 650mg electrolytes: replenish minerals lost in sweat
- 1300mg BCAAs: prevent muscle breakdown during exercise
- 8g protein: all essential amino acids to reduce muscle fatigue
Ingredients
Dextrose, maltodextrin, hydrolyzed oat flour (gluten-free), pea protein isolate, soy protein isolate, natural watermelon flavor, sea salt, magnesium citrate, citric acid, potassium citrate. Contains: Soy. May contain: Milk, eggs.
Nutrition facts
Why you'll love it
Fuel your ultra distance: Made for racing ultras with no sugar crash.
No gastro-intestinal discomfort: Get all your calories in a liquid form.
Complete nutrition: Combines the benefits of solid and liquid nutrition.
Light and refreshing: Less sweet than other drink mixes.
Used by ultra distance athletes
All our products are developed hand in hand with elite athletes through the Näak Lab. Our mission is to build the most efficient and sustainable fuel for ultra distance sports. Today, thousands of professional and amateur athletes around the world depend on Näak to explore new playgrounds and redefine what is physically possible.
Backed by Science
Näak Ultra Energy™ science was developed to meet the specific needs of ultra distance athletes. The idea is simple: the ingestion of a few macronutrients such as carbohydrates and electrolytes is not enough to fuel ultra distances. After a few hours of effort, you need a complete nutrition approach to go farther.
Fuel your ultra distance on liquid energy. Näak Ultra Energy™ Drink Mix provides 250 calories per 500ml of water. Fast-acting and easy to ingest, it provides all the nutrients you need to race an ultra.
Overview
Developed with pro athletes, Näak Ultra Energy™ Drink Mix is the first drink mix that provides complete proteins (EAAs) and BCAAs at optimized levels for long-term efforts, preventing the degradation of muscle fibers during a long and intense physical activity.
Fueling specs
- 250 calories: get all your calories in a liquid form
- 55g carbohydrates: simple and complex natural carbohydrates
- 650mg electrolytes: replenish minerals lost in sweat
- 1300mg BCAAs: prevent muscle breakdown during exercise
- 8g protein: all essential amino acids to reduce muscle fatigue
Ingredients
Dextrose, maltodextrin, hydrolyzed oat flour (gluten-free), pea protein isolate, soy protein isolate, natural lime flavor, sea salt, magnesium citrate, citric acid, potassium citrate. Contains: Soy. May contain: Milk, eggs.
Nutrition facts
Why you'll love it
Fuel your ultra distance: Made for racing ultras with no sugar crash.
No gastro-intestinal discomfort: Get all your calories in a liquid form.
Complete nutrition: Combines the benefits of solid and liquid nutrition.
Light and refreshing: Less sweet than other drink mixes.
Used by ultra distance athletes
All our products are developed hand in hand with elite athletes through the Näak Lab. Our mission is to build the most efficient and sustainable fuel for ultra distance sports. Today, thousands of professional and amateur athletes around the world depend on Näak to explore new playgrounds and redefine what is physically possible.
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
LAVENDER FEVER DREAM
If you're a lavender lover who goes around singing, "Lilac it Like That!!!" these perfectly pale purple OGs are for you. We expect to see you wearing these and falling backward into a field of purple flowers as if you're starring in your own commercial for lavender-scented fabric softener. But you're not. You're just like, really crazy about purple.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
CAN'T GO WRONG WITH PURPLE
To all you lavender lovers, purple people eaters, and wannabe royals out there, these OGs are for YOU!!!
They'll have you singing Lilac It Like That!!!
(We're just glad we don't have to hear it.)
Gradient Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
HE OGs: THE CLASSIC FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL
Dawn of a New Sage: Not the username of some new-age weirdo you met on Bumble, but rather these sick sage green OGs from goodr.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
WHO IS DAWN OF A NEW SAGE?
Ohhhh, is that the flakey soundbath teacher who hocks her sage candida cleanse tea at Erewhon for $15 per teabag?”
“Uh, no. It’s when you accidentally burn your house down using counterfeit “sage” you bought for half price in the alley behind Whole Foods and have to start all over again. It’s like, the ultimate reset.”
Eavesdropping L.A.
That was almost right. Dawn of a New Sage refers to these totally fire sage green OG goodrs.
For Regular or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
IT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD
When you're flamingos on a booze cruise, but you feel the need, the need for speed!!! It's time to call Carl the Flamingo. He's bringing your style to the speed of Mach G with these Carl is My Co-pilot goodrs.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3 ALL POLARIZED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Included with purchase.
ELEVATED STYLE
When you need fun faster than the speed of sound, look to Carl the Flamingo.
The original tarmac daddy of style is upping the speed to Mach G...
Carl is My Co-pilot
(Airplane barf bag not included.)
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
For Regular or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
IT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD
What does Carl the Flamingo whisper into the ears of new members of the Mile High Club? "Call Me Tarmac Daddy." You'll want to call him the Tarmac Daddy of style when you peep these Call Me Tarmac Daddy black shades with amber reflective lenses, inspired by our fan fave OGs, Whiskey Shots With Satan. (Frequent flier miles not included.)
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3 ALL POLARIZED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Included with purchase.
MILE HIGH ADVICE
If you want to avoid pissing off the flight attendant, don't tell them "Call Me Tarmac Daddy," when they ask you if you'd like a complimentary bevvy.
Let's get real, only Carl the Flamingo can get away with that. Keep those bevvies flowin' and channel the Tarmac Daddy of style with these Call Me Tarmac Daddy Shades instead.
(And remember, put your own shades on before assisting others in putting on their shades.)
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines
OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs
In the spirit of futurism, like these futuristic blue Best Dystopia Ever sunglasses, we decided to let AI write this post: These crisp and innovative blue sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in the glittering dystopian paradise of your wildest fantasies. (Huh, sounds pretty legit. You should probably buy these to see if it's true.)
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE
Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*
*No batteries required.
IN THE BEST DYSTOPIA EVER
you will be immortalized in a glittering palace of a unicorn-lensed utopia fever dream where all of your wildest fantasies come true.
Best Dystopia Ever
(Before you end up in the AI's human zoo, that is.)
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines
OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs
Take your style from Zero to Blitzed with these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence. (Oops!!! We've said too much. Act surprised.)
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE
Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*
*No batteries required.
2069 CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR SUNNIES BACK
We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future.
What returned back blew our minds!!!
From Zero to Blitzed
(G force training not included.)
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
Non-Reflective Lenses
For Small Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER
A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter, it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new perfectly petite Get On My Level LFG sunnies made for small noggins...So there.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
LOOKING TO FEEL INSPIRED?!
See how a tiny badass, rejected frat pledge, & living, laughing, loving divorcee, all came out on top!!!
Read our Origin Story, Get On My Level NOW!!!
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Small Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
LIL F*KIN GOODRS: MIDDLE SEAT ADVANTAGE
Everyone is always SO desperate to avoid the middle seat, but the shorties out there truly know the unique advantages riding in the middle offers: a direct line from the AC vents in the car, you have leg room for days, there's THREE seats worth of leg room you can invade, and double-arm rests on the plane
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
MIDDLE SEAT ADVANTAGE
We know what you're thinking, the middle seat SUCKS.
That's where you're wrong. The middle seat is where the best action is!!!
Read our Middle Seat Advantage Origin Story NOW