SORCERY SPECTACLES

goodr RUN, YOU FOOLS! - Run Republic
goodr RUN, YOU FOOLS! - Run Republic
goodr RUN, YOU FOOLS! - Run Republic
goodr RUN, YOU FOOLS! - Run Republic
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goodr RUN, YOU FOOLS!

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LIMITED EDITION: SORCERY SPECTACLES

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re chasing trail runners or chasing dragons.

 

MADE FOR

RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
Frames tech
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA

FORGET GANDALF, MEET JORDALF!


Don't be fooled by that sweet grin and glorious gray mane. She is the queen of The Surreal World. Her magical powers include conjuring a drama-deflecting shield, zapping house rule-breakers with lightning, and, according to her momager, doing a mean center split. All Gandalf did was get high, harass hobbits and tell creatures that can't fly to "fly you fools." What a loser. We stan Jordalf

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goodr POWER OF VOODOO. WHO DO? YOU DO. - Run Republic
goodr POWER OF VOODOO. WHO DO? YOU DO. - Run Republic
goodr POWER OF VOODOO. WHO DO? YOU DO. - Run Republic
goodr POWER OF VOODOO. WHO DO? YOU DO. - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr POWER OF VOODOO. WHO DO? YOU DO.

Regular price $25.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

LIMITED EDITION: SORCERY SPECTACLES

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re chasing trail runners or chasing dragons.

 

MADE FOR

RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
Frames tech
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA

WE SCREWED THIS ACTOR OVER PRETTY HARD. BUT NOT ON PURPOSE.


Here's what happened. Two days before this shoot we realized that "Power of Voo... Doo? You Do" was not a reference to voodoo but was a reference to the movie Labyrinth. So, we repurposed our Caribbean actor, with his exquisite Trini accent, to be Jareth with some stretch pants and this crappy wig from Amazon. The kicker? We didn't even tell him until he arrived on set. Luckily, he is the chillest man on the planet so he rolled with it. Sorry Akil, you deserve better

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goodr MERLIN'S SQUIRREL FETISH - Run Republic
goodr MERLIN'S SQUIRREL FETISH - Run Republic
goodr MERLIN'S SQUIRREL FETISH - Run Republic
goodr MERLIN'S SQUIRREL FETISH - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr MERLIN'S SQUIRREL FETISH

Regular price $25.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

LIMITED EDITION: SORCERY SPECTACLES

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re chasing trail runners or chasing dragons.

 

MADE FOR

RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
Frames tech
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA

YOU KNOW HOW REALITY TV SHOWS ALWAYS CAST THAT ONE WEIRD ROOMATE TO START DRAMA?


In this case, the weird roommate is Merlin. Yes, Merlin is a legendary wizard, but he's also got a squirrel fetish. Watch The Surreal World and you'll see the old creeper throwing heart-eyes at every squirrel that scurries by. He tries to hide his lust behind these semi-clear framed shades with blue reflective lenses, but we know what's going on. We're not saying he needs help, because, honestly, that would be bad for ratings, but... (Yo, Merl -- maybe talk to someone.)

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goodr GLINDA'S RESTING WITCH FACE - Run Republic
goodr GLINDA'S RESTING WITCH FACE - Run Republic
goodr GLINDA'S RESTING WITCH FACE - Run Republic
goodr GLINDA'S RESTING WITCH FACE - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr GLINDA'S RESTING WITCH FACE

Regular price $25.00
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Shipping calculated at checkout.

LIMITED EDITION: SORCERY SPECTACLES

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re chasing trail runners or chasing dragons.

 

MADE FOR

RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
Frames tech
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA

THE PHRASE "RESTING WITCH FACE" IS SEXIST.


You never hear people talk about "resting wizard face." Magical bros can stroll through Oz with stanky expressions and it's totally cool. But when magical gals stop cheesing for two seconds they're witches? Puh. Lease. Luckily, Glinda's got a solution. Her innocent smile IS her resting witch face. (We'll give you a sec to pick your brains off the wall since your mind is blown.)

 

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