SUNGLASSES

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY

Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)

2 NO SLIP

We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.*
*Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.

3 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.

4 ALL COVERAGE

Wider polarized lenses provide more coverage, which also acts as a great disguise when you order your 13th John Daly after the beer cart staff has cut you off.

5 NO GOPHERS

No one wearing these has ever mistaken the word gopher for golfer, causing them to be locked up with the key thrown away.

OHHH 90s ROM COMS

Whatever the topic, golf, a bicoastal email-based romance, a sinking ship, they don’t make ‘em like they used to. Whilst they occasionally skirt the outdated humor line (wait...was that sexist?), they make up for it in inspirational goosebump-filled moments for our heroes. These wood-grain framed and brown-lensed BFGs are perfect for your Tin Cup moment. So, go ahead. Just knock it on, Roy!

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

2 NO BOUNCE

3 ALL POLARIZED

4 NO LEOPARDS

THEKING OF HOUNDS

Bosley is the late, great dog-of-goodr legend who passed away at the young age of 91. What did Bosley, King of Hounds, dream about? Whatever he f@cking wanted. Fun fact: in his youth he produced belly button lint, a substance luckier than leprechaun’s blood. As the lint-well is no longer producing, we present these Hound-Shell goodrs, a close second.

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

THE LEGEND.

“It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips.”
-- Chubbs Peterson, Golf Legend & Alligator Enthusiast

RIP Chubbs. Your hands on (hand on?) approach to golf instruction was revolutionary (if not, potentially sexual harassment). We’ve tried to be just as revolutionary with our special rose tinted Flamingo Eye Lenses set in these black BFG sunglasses (and whole lot less handsy).

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

MILE HIGH VIBES

Strap on Donkey Goggles and you're anointed with Von's thighs (speed + agility), Peyton's mind (lightning fast + humor) and Super John's arm (distance + accuracy). Orange Crush your next run and soar a Mile High, because without these shades, your life is: IN-COM-PLETE -- wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaah.

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

THE BEST PRESCRIPTION FOR GAINZ

We get it. You go to the gym for 3 hours a day so you can look down and see 6-12 abs. If you commit to doing an insane amount of burpees, you can bet you'll do every last one of them. That (and these black frames glasses with bourbon-colored lenses) is what it takes if you wanna be the best. Introducing Beezlebub's Bourbon Burpees (because even the Rx squad needs a drink sometimes).