WRAP G'S

Wrap G goodr I Do My Own Stunts - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr I Do My Own Stunts - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr I Do My Own Stunts - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr I Do My Own Stunts - Run Republic
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Wrap G goodr I Do My Own Stunts

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lens typeMIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS
best useBEST FOR SOPHISTICATED TRICKS

YOU'RE STUNTING

YOU FALL OUT OF BED. YOU TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS. YOU PICK UP A TRAY FULL OF DRINKS AND WALK INTO THE PATIO DOOR. YOU STEP ON A RAKE. YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE INTO A MAILBOX. YOU LEAN BACK IN YOUR CHAIR, FALL, AND BONK YOUR HEAD ON A FISH TANK. THE GLASS BREAKS. AQUARIUM WATER AND FLOPPING FISH RAIN DOWN ON YOU. EMBARRASSING MOMENTS? NAH. JUST PUT ON YOUR WRAP Gs AND ACT LIKE IT'S INTENTIONAL AS YOU SAUCILY QUIP, "I DO MY OWN STUNTS."

 

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BIKING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING RUNNING


LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.

2 NO BOUNCE

OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.

3 ANTI-FOG
4 ALL POLARIZED

GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.

5 ALL EXTREME

YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO

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I DO MY OWN STUNTS wrap g black sunglasses with pink lenses

INTRODUCING I DO MY OWN STUNTS


AN OPEN LETTER TO HOLLYWOOD FROM ASPIRING ACTION STAR BRUNK LUMPSTACK.

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Wrap G goodr Foot Wedgers Anonymous - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr Foot Wedgers Anonymous - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr Foot Wedgers Anonymous - Run Republic
GOODR

Wrap G goodr Foot Wedgers Anonymous

Regular price $45.00
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lens typeNON-REFLECTIVE
head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS
best useHIGH CONTRAST FOR BALL SPOTTING

HI, WE'RE GOODR, AND WE ARE FOOT WEDGERS.

WE KNOW THAT SHARING THIS AUTOMATICALLY MAKES OUR PARTICIPATION IN FOOT WEDGERS ANONYMOUS NOT ANONYMOUS, BUT WE'RE HOPING THAT BY SHARING, WE HELP SOME OF YOU TO ADMIT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, WHICH IS THE FIRST STEP. NO SHAME. NO JUDGMENT. AND, IF YOU NEED A HIGHER POWER, CARL IS A GREAT OPTION.

 

MADE FOR


BIKING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING RUNNING


LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.

2 NO BOUNCE

OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.

3 ANTI-FOG
4 ALL POLARIZED

GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.

5 ALL EXTREME

YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO

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FOOT WEDGERS ANONYMOUS BLACK full coverage sunglasses with rose lenses

HI, WE'RE GOODR, AND WE ARE FOOT WEDGERS.


 

I WAS IN TROUBLE... ...BIG TROUBLE.

MY BALL... ...WAS BEHIND A TREE...

I JUST COULDN'T RESIST, YOU KNOW?

I KNEW IT WAS BAD. THE RULES SAY IT'S BAD...

BUT HOW CAN SOMETHING BE BAD IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD?

EVERYBODY ELSE DOES IT, PROBABLY. SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

IT WAS JUST A ONE-TIME THING! I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT TO...

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Wrap G goodr Nuclear GNAR - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr Nuclear GNAR - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr Nuclear GNAR - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr Nuclear GNAR - Run Republic
GOODR

Wrap G goodr Nuclear GNAR

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lens typeMIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS
best useBEST FOR POWER PLANT TRAILS

THAT'S GNAR BRAH!!!

DO YOU BLEED FLUORESCENT GREEN?! DOES YOUR PISS HAVE A HALF-LIFE OF 2.5 BAJILLION YEARS? DID YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER GROW A TAIL AFTER MAKING OUT WITH YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME?! THAT'S GNAR BRAH!!! NUCLEAR GNAR!!!

 

MADE FOR


BIKING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING RUNNING


LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.

2 NO BOUNCE

OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.

3 ANTI-FOG
4 ALL POLARIZED

GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.

5 ALL EXTREME

YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO

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NUCLEAR GNAR WRAP G GREEN SUNGLASSES BLUE LENSES

INTRODUCING NUCLEAR GNAR


AN EXTREME TALE ABOUT DATING WITH A TAIL.

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Wrap G goodr Save A Bull, Ride A Rodeo Clown - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr Save A Bull, Ride A Rodeo Clown - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr Save A Bull, Ride A Rodeo Clown - Run Republic
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Wrap G goodr Save A Bull, Ride A Rodeo Clown

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lens typeMIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS
best useBEST FOR YEEHAW RIDING

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

FOR CENTURIES THE SPANISH AND SOUTHERNERS HAVE TORMENTED BULLS FOR SPORT. THEIR MISERY HAS BEEN USED AS A FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT. BUT WE AT GOODR KNOW THE TRUTH - BULLS ARE PEOPLE, TOO! CLOWNS HOWEVER ARE QUESTIONABLE. THE TIME HAS COME TO FLIP THE SCRIPT ON THIS AGE OLD TRADITION. SAVE A BULL, RIDE A RODEO CLOWN.


 

MADE FOR


BIKING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING RUNNING


LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.

2 NO BOUNCE

OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.

3 ANTI-FOG
4 ALL POLARIZED

GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.

5 ALL EXTREME

YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO

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save a bull ride a rodeo clown blue teal sunglasses amber lenses wrap g

INTRODUCING SAVE A BULL, RIDE A RODEO CLOWN


CARL THE FLAMINGO SHARES THE CHILDHOOD MEMORY BEHIND HIS COULROPHOBIA.

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Wrap G goodr Extreme Dumpster Diving - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr Extreme Dumpster Diving - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr Extreme Dumpster Diving - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr Extreme Dumpster Diving - Run Republic
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Wrap G goodr Extreme Dumpster Diving

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lens typeNON-REFLECTIVE
head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS
best useBEST FOR "RECYCLING"

PSSST...C'MERE.

CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMATION PLANT IS A GOLD MINE. GRAB A CELL PHONE TOO! JUST REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR WRAP G SUNNIES FIRST. THEY WON'T FOG UP ON THE STEAMIEST OF HEADS OR IN THE FOULEST OF STENCHES.

 

MADE FOR


BIKING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING RUNNING


LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.

2 NO BOUNCE

OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.

3 ANTI-FOG
4 ALL POLARIZED

GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.

5 ALL EXTREME

YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO

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extreme dumpster diving grey full coverage sunglasses with rose lenses

DO I PLAY SPORTS???


BASKETBALL? BORING!!!

SOCCER? STUPID!!!

HOCKEY? HORRIBLE!!!

TENNIS? TEDIOUS!!!

CRICKET? CRAPFEST!!!

WE'RE HARDCORE, BABAYYYYY!!!!

THERE'S ONLY ONE SPORT WE F*CKING CARE ABOUT!!!!!

WOOOOOO!!!!

EXTREME DUMPSTER DRIVING

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Wrap G goodr Look Ma, No Hands! - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr Look Ma, No Hands! - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr Look Ma, No Hands! - Run Republic
Wrap G goodr Look Ma, No Hands! - Run Republic
GOODR

Wrap G goodr Look Ma, No Hands!

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lens typeMIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS
best useBEST FOR HANDS-FREE ACTIVITIES

EXTREME SCUFFLE

BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-F***ING BLANK!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH EASE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!

 

MADE FOR


BIKING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING RUNNING


LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.

2 NO BOUNCE

OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.

3 ANTI-FOG
4 ALL POLARIZED

GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.

5 ALL EXTREME

YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO

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LOOK MA NO HANDS WRAP G PURPLE SUNGLASSES GREEN LENSES

INTRODUCING LOOK MA, NO HANDS


AN EXTREME POEM TO AN EXTREME MOTHER.

READ OUR LOOK MA, NO HANDS! ORIGIN STORY

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