For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
GOODR IS PROUD TO SUPPORT THE NATIONAL PARK FOUNDATION
The great beauty of America’s national parks...is now available...FOR YOUR FACE! Nine stunning sunnies! All inspired by a different national park! Good for hiking, kayaking, climbing, and...stuffing s’mores into your face after sipping...whatever beverage you put into your canteen.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING 
BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
Non-Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
GOODR IS PROUD TO SUPPORT THE NATIONAL PARK FOUNDATION
The great beauty of America’s national parks...is now available...FOR YOUR FACE! Nine stunning sunnies! All inspired by a different national park! Good for hiking, kayaking, climbing, and...stuffing s’mores into your face after sipping...whatever beverage you put into your canteen.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
JOSHUA TREE
People come to Joshua Tree National Park for lots of reasons.
To hike amongst the stunning Joshua trees and red rocks.
To meditate at the purple and pink sunrise.
To "find themselves".
Throw these goodr National Park sunnies on, be unabashedly yourself, and people will come to you. Both to admire the incredible Joshua Tree sunnies on your face, and also to ask you for directions back to the trail. "But maybe YOU'RE the trail, man."
Congrats. You just found yourself. Meditate on THAT.
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
GOODR IS PROUD TO SUPPORT THE NATIONAL PARK FOUNDATION
The great beauty of America’s national parks...is now available...FOR YOUR FACE! Nine stunning sunnies! All inspired by a different national park! Good for hiking, kayaking, climbing, and...stuffing s’mores into your face after sipping...whatever beverage you put into your canteen.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
GLACIERS ARE COOL.
Literally. Glacier National Park? Even cooler. You wearing new goodr sunnies while visiting Glacier National Park? The coolest.
Rock these National Parks sunnies and turn your face into the coolest photo op in the Park!
goodr proudly supports the National Park Foundation.
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
GOODR IS PROUD TO SUPPORT THE NATIONAL PARK FOUNDATION
The great beauty of America’s national parks...is now available...FOR YOUR FACE! Nine stunning sunnies! All inspired by a different national park! Good for hiking, kayaking, climbing, and...stuffing s’mores into your face after sipping...whatever beverage you put into your canteen.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
YOSEMITE
El Capitan. Half Dome. Tunnel View. Sequoias. All stunningly beautiful hallmarks of one of the great national parks, Yosemite.
It couldn't get any more beautiful...until you stepped into the park with your National Park goodr sunnies. Congratulations. Now it's even more stunning.
Now tourists can enjoy seeing your majestic face in a majestic park with stunning sunnies to boot. While you're rocking those sunnies, look out for bears. And don’t feed them s’mores (or anything else).
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
GOODR IS PROUD TO SUPPORT THE NATIONAL PARK FOUNDATION
The great beauty of America’s national parks...is now available...FOR YOUR FACE! Nine stunning sunnies! All inspired by a different national park! Good for hiking, kayaking, climbing, and...stuffing s’mores into your face after sipping...whatever beverage you put into your canteen.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
YELLOWSTONE
Yellowstone was established as the FIRST national park in 1872. It's also home to about half of the world's active geysers. Yellowstone is a gorgeous, geological innovator.
Here’s another one for this ever-impressive national park - goodr supports the National Park Foundation and has made some stunning sunnies in their honor!
Including, you guessed it, Yellowstone. Will Yellowstone ever not be awesome? Nope!
Gradient Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
HE OGs: THE CLASSIC FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL
Dawn of a New Sage: Not the username of some new-age weirdo you met on Bumble, but rather these sick sage green OGs from goodr.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
WHO IS DAWN OF A NEW SAGE?
Ohhhh, is that the flakey soundbath teacher who hocks her sage candida cleanse tea at Erewhon for $15 per teabag?”
“Uh, no. It’s when you accidentally burn your house down using counterfeit “sage” you bought for half price in the alley behind Whole Foods and have to start all over again. It’s like, the ultimate reset.”
Eavesdropping L.A.
That was almost right. Dawn of a New Sage refers to these totally fire sage green OG goodrs.
For Regular or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
IT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD
When you're flamingos on a booze cruise, but you feel the need, the need for speed!!! It's time to call Carl the Flamingo. He's bringing your style to the speed of Mach G with these Carl is My Co-pilot goodrs.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3 ALL POLARIZED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Included with purchase.
ELEVATED STYLE
When you need fun faster than the speed of sound, look to Carl the Flamingo.
The original tarmac daddy of style is upping the speed to Mach G...
Carl is My Co-pilot
(Airplane barf bag not included.)
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
For Regular or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
IT'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD
What does Carl the Flamingo whisper into the ears of new members of the Mile High Club? "Call Me Tarmac Daddy." You'll want to call him the Tarmac Daddy of style when you peep these Call Me Tarmac Daddy black shades with amber reflective lenses, inspired by our fan fave OGs, Whiskey Shots With Satan. (Frequent flier miles not included.)
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3 ALL POLARIZED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Included with purchase.
MILE HIGH ADVICE
If you want to avoid pissing off the flight attendant, don't tell them "Call Me Tarmac Daddy," when they ask you if you'd like a complimentary bevvy.
Let's get real, only Carl the Flamingo can get away with that. Keep those bevvies flowin' and channel the Tarmac Daddy of style with these Call Me Tarmac Daddy Shades instead.
(And remember, put your own shades on before assisting others in putting on their shades.)
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines
OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs
In the spirit of futurism, like these futuristic blue Best Dystopia Ever sunglasses, we decided to let AI write this post: These crisp and innovative blue sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in the glittering dystopian paradise of your wildest fantasies. (Huh, sounds pretty legit. You should probably buy these to see if it's true.)
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE
Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*
*No batteries required.
IN THE BEST DYSTOPIA EVER
you will be immortalized in a glittering palace of a unicorn-lensed utopia fever dream where all of your wildest fantasies come true.
Best Dystopia Ever
(Before you end up in the AI's human zoo, that is.)
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road Runs or Hot Tub Time Machines
OUR FUTURISTIC STYLE, THE VRGs
Take your style from Zero to Blitzed with these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence. (Oops!!! We've said too much. Act surprised.)
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE
Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*
*No batteries required.
2069 CALLED, THEY WANT THEIR SUNNIES BACK
We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future.
What returned back blew our minds!!!
From Zero to Blitzed
(G force training not included.)
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
GOODR IS PROUD TO SUPPORT THE NATIONAL PARK FOUNDATION
The great beauty of America’s national parks...is now available...FOR YOUR FACE! Nine stunning sunnies! All inspired by a different national park! Good for hiking, kayaking, climbing, and...stuffing s’mores into your face after sipping...whatever beverage you put into your canteen.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
GRAND CANYON
The Grand Canyon is considered one of the natural wonders of the world largely because of its natural features.
The geologic incline creates a diversity of biotic communities: a semi-arid desert, sandy beaches, and forests of pinyon pine, juniper and spruce-fir. (Also, there's a really big hole!!!)
These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you admire the flora and fauna, while building up the courage to venture out on the glass Skywalk. (Do it!! It's worth it!!) The canyon and park are, well...grand. Name checks out.
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
GOODR IS PROUD TO SUPPORT THE NATIONAL PARK FOUNDATION
The great beauty of America’s national parks...is now available...FOR YOUR FACE! Nine stunning sunnies! All inspired by a different national park! Good for hiking, kayaking, climbing, and...stuffing s’mores into your face after sipping...whatever beverage you put into your canteen.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
GREAT SMOKY MOUNTAINS
Did you know that Great Smoky Mountains National Park is THE most biodiverse park in our national parks system?! It's so diverse, you may even spot a flamingo there! (We're talking about goodr CEO, Carl the Flamingo. DUH. It's one of his favorite places to visit.)
Over 19,000 species have been identified in the park, and scientists believe that an additional 80,000-100,000 species may live there. (We don't know about you, but our mind immediately thinks "Sasquatch" when we hear this.)
goodr is proud to support the National Park Foundation with the release of these Great Smoky Mountains-inspired sunnies. (Rumor has it, they're great for spotting 'squatches.)
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Football Practice and Cheering
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
UCLA VS USC
Los Angeles is a CITY/DIVIDED
Troy/Westwood
"Fight On"/"The 8 Clap"
Tommy Trojan/Joe Bruin
A Proper Crosstown Rivalry!
Luckily BOTH Sides are Winners.We have partnered up with both Schools!
These stunning sunnies will look amazing on you, whether you're a student, a graduate, or just love the tailgates.
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Football Practice and Cheering
COLLEGIATE COLLECTION
Ahhhh college...campus life...cram sessions...parties...and...CRUSHING YOUR RIVALS IN COLLEGIATE SPORTS!!!
Celebrate that competitive spirit! goodr is excited to announce an officially licensed line of limited edition sunnies, repping the best schools in the country! These Collegiate Series sunnies sell out fast. Don’t be late to get yours and be the real champ of the next tailgate!
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
UCLA VS USC
Los Angeles is a CITY/DIVIDED
Troy/Westwood
"Fight On"/"The 8 Clap"
Tommy Trojan/Joe Bruin
A Proper Crosstown Rivalry!
Luckily BOTH Sides are Winners.We have partnered up with both Schools!
These stunning sunnies will look amazing on you, whether you're a student, a graduate, or just love the tailgates.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Football Practice and Cheering
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
OKLAHOMA VS TEXAS
The Big Wild Country is a DIVIDED/TERRITORY
Longhorns / Sooners®!
Hook ‘Em Horns! / Boomer Sooner®!
A RED RIVER RIVALRY!
Luckily both Sides are Winners because we’ve partnered with both schools!
These stunning sunnies will look amazing on you, whether you’re a student, graduate, or just love the tailgates.
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Football Practice and Cheering
COLLEGIATE COLLECTION
Ahhhh college...campus life...cram sessions...parties...and...CRUSHING YOUR RIVALS IN COLLEGIATE SPORTS!!!
Celebrate that competitive spirit! goodr is excited to announce an officially licensed line of limited edition sunnies, repping the best schools in the country! These Collegiate Series sunnies sell out fast. Don’t be late to get yours and be the real champ of the next tailgate!
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
GEORGIA VS FLORIDA
Southern Hospitality has reached a BREAKING/POINT.
Florida™/ Georgia®
Gators® / Bulldogs®
Gator Chomp! / Sic ‘Em! Woof!
A Humid, Victory-Drenched Rivalry!
Luckily BOTH sides are Winners because we’ve partnered with both schools!
These stunning sunnies will look amazing on
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Football Practice and Cheering
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
ALABAMA VS AUBURN
Alabama is a state/divided
War Eagle ®!/ Roll Tide ®!
Aubie ®/ Big Al ™
Fun Auburn Tailgate! / Fun Alabama Tailgate!
A proper cross-state rivalry!
Luckily both Sides are Winners because we’ve partnered with both schools!
These stunning sunnies will look amazing on you, whether you’re a student, graduate, or just love the tailgates.
Non-Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Football Practice and Cheering
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
ALABAMA VS AUBURN
Alabama is a state/divided
War Eagle ®!/ Roll Tide ®!
Aubie ®/ Big Al ™
Fun Auburn Tailgate! / Fun Alabama Tailgate!
A proper cross-state rivalry!
Luckily both Sides are Winners because we’ve partnered with both schools!
These stunning sunnies will look amazing on you, whether you’re a student, graduate, or just love the tailgates.
Non-Reflective Lenses
For Small Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER
A bigger head doesn't mean that you're smarter, it just means you have a bigger head...It also means that you can't get on my level with these new perfectly petite Get On My Level LFG sunnies made for small noggins...So there.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
LOOKING TO FEEL INSPIRED?!
See how a tiny badass, rejected frat pledge, & living, laughing, loving divorcee, all came out on top!!!
Read our Origin Story, Get On My Level NOW!!!
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Small Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
LIL F*KIN GOODRS: MIDDLE SEAT ADVANTAGE
Everyone is always SO desperate to avoid the middle seat, but the shorties out there truly know the unique advantages riding in the middle offers: a direct line from the AC vents in the car, you have leg room for days, there's THREE seats worth of leg room you can invade, and double-arm rests on the plane
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
MIDDLE SEAT ADVANTAGE
We know what you're thinking, the middle seat SUCKS.
That's where you're wrong. The middle seat is where the best action is!!!
Read our Middle Seat Advantage Origin Story NOW
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Small Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
LIL F*KIN GOODRS: NEVER THE BIG SPOON
NEVER the big spoon, ALWAYS the little spoon. If you have a small head you for sure know what we're talking about. And if you don't, just gtfo of here with your "normal" sized head and its normal cutlery needs. This sunnie is not for you.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
NEVER THE BIG SPOON
Could you actually be royalty?!
Carl the Flamingo recently made a shocking discovery about his own noble ancestry.
Read our Origin Story, Never The Big Spoon, to find out if YOU too could be secret royalty...
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Small Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SHORT WITH BENEFITS
How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to the monsters hiding under there?! How does it feel to not constantly be banging your head on your muscle head roommates’ pushup bar that they insisted on hanging in the bathroom doorframe?! Why don’t you just get real with us already and admit that you're short with benefits?!
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been
SHORT WITH BENEFITS
It's not enough that we already gave you a list of reasons why being smaller is baller.
Now we have to tell you about being Short With Benefits!!!
You won't want to miss our Short With Benefits Origin Story!!!
It's titillating!!! It's sensational!!! Read it NOW!!!!
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Small Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SHRIMPIN' AIN'T EASY
Riddle us this. JUMBO shrimp are supposed to be the pinnacle of shrimp cocktail, yeah? But where's the love for average, normal, maybe slightly shrimpy shrimp?! A rim of a shrimp cocktail glass can only hold SO many shrimp, so theoretically you could consume MORE shrimp if you use smaller shrimp? OK, it's a stretch but what can we say? Shrimpin' ain't easy.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
SHRIMPIN AIN'T EASY
If you've ever been turned away from a roller coaster for being too short to ride, you know...
It ain't easy out here for a shrimp.