Non-Reflective Lenses
For Small Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SHORT WITH BENEFITS
How does it feel to lay in the bed in any orientation you want and not have your feet hang dangerously off of the edge, completely vulnerable to the monsters hiding under there?! How does it feel to not constantly be banging your head on your muscle head roommates’ pushup bar that they insisted on hanging in the bathroom doorframe?! Why don’t you just get real with us already and admit that you're short with benefits?!
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING 
BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
SMALLER IS BALLER
You know that song that goes something like "I wanna be a baller, I wish I was a little bit taller"?
Psh, whatever!!! We already know, but maybe you don't...
Smaller is Baller
Like these new smaller sunnies for ballers with smaller heads.
MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
FOR REGULAR HEADS
BEST FOR GOING UP, NEVER DOWN
BLAST FROM THE PAST
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND CAREFREE AND YOUR BOOBS USED TO STAND UP AND SAY HELLO WHEN YOU WALKED INTO A ROOM INSTEAD OF STARING SHYLY AT THE FLOOR?! REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD TAKE A WALK WITHOUT PLAYING HACKY SACK WITH YOUR OWN SACK?! US TOO!!! F*CK GRAVITY!!!! RELIVE YOUR PERKY PAST BY EMBRACING SOME EXXXXXTREEEEEME SPORTS AND EXXXTREME WRAP G SUNNIES. JUMP OUT OF THAT PLANE WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGERS BLAZING AND SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY!!!
MADE FOR
BIKING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING 
RUNNING
LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.
2 NO BOUNCE
OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.
3 ANTI-FOG
4 ALL POLARIZED
GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.
5 ALL EXTREME
YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO
INTRODUCING SCREAM IF YOU HATE GRAVITY
A MEDIOCRE COMEDIAN DID STAND-UP WHILE SKI JUMPING OFF A CLIFF!!!!
GOODR
Wrap G goodr Save A Bull, Ride A Rodeo Clown
Regular price
$45.00
Shipping calculated at checkout.
MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
FOR REGULAR HEADS
BEST FOR YEEHAW RIDING
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
FOR CENTURIES THE SPANISH AND SOUTHERNERS HAVE TORMENTED BULLS FOR SPORT. THEIR MISERY HAS BEEN USED AS A FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT. BUT WE AT GOODR KNOW THE TRUTH - BULLS ARE PEOPLE, TOO! CLOWNS HOWEVER ARE QUESTIONABLE. THE TIME HAS COME TO FLIP THE SCRIPT ON THIS AGE OLD TRADITION. SAVE A BULL, RIDE A RODEO CLOWN.
MADE FOR
BIKING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING RUNNING
LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.
2 NO BOUNCE
OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.
3 ANTI-FOG
4 ALL POLARIZED
GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.
5 ALL EXTREME
YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO
INTRODUCING SAVE A BULL, RIDE A RODEO CLOWN
CARL THE FLAMINGO SHARES THE CHILDHOOD MEMORY BEHIND HIS COULROPHOBIA.
NON-REFLECTIVE
FOR REGULAR HEADS
BEST FOR "RECYCLING"
PSSST...C'MERE.
CRAZY EDDY WANTS TO TELL YOU A SECRET. EXTREME DUMPSTER DIVING IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!!!! NEED A NEW LAPTOP? THE DUMPSTER BEHIND THE WATER RECLAMATION PLANT IS A GOLD MINE. GRAB A CELL PHONE TOO! JUST REMEMBER TO PUT ON YOUR WRAP G SUNNIES FIRST. THEY WON'T FOG UP ON THE STEAMIEST OF HEADS OR IN THE FOULEST OF STENCHES.
MADE FOR
BIKING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING RUNNING
LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.
2 NO BOUNCE
OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.
3 ANTI-FOG
4 ALL POLARIZED
GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.
5 ALL EXTREME
YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO
DO I PLAY SPORTS???
BASKETBALL? BORING!!!
SOCCER? STUPID!!!
HOCKEY? HORRIBLE!!!
TENNIS? TEDIOUS!!!
CRICKET? CRAPFEST!!!
WE'RE HARDCORE, BABAYYYYY!!!!
THERE'S ONLY ONE SPORT WE F*CKING CARE ABOUT!!!!!
WOOOOOO!!!!
EXTREME DUMPSTER DRIVING
MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
FOR REGULAR HEADS
BEST FOR POWER PLANT TRAILS
THAT'S GNAR BRAH!!!
DO YOU BLEED FLUORESCENT GREEN?! DOES YOUR PISS HAVE A HALF-LIFE OF 2.5 BAJILLION YEARS? DID YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER GROW A TAIL AFTER MAKING OUT WITH YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME?! THAT'S GNAR BRAH!!! NUCLEAR GNAR!!!
MADE FOR
BIKING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING RUNNING
LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.
2 NO BOUNCE
OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.
3 ANTI-FOG
4 ALL POLARIZED
GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.
5 ALL EXTREME
YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO
I
INTRODUCING NUCLEAR GNAR
AN EXTREME TALE ABOUT DATING WITH A TAIL.
MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
FOR REGULAR HEADS
BEST FOR SOPHISTICATED TRICKS
YOU'RE STUNTING
YOU FALL OUT OF BED. YOU TRIP DOWN THE STAIRS. YOU PICK UP A TRAY FULL OF DRINKS AND WALK INTO THE PATIO DOOR. YOU STEP ON A RAKE. YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE INTO A MAILBOX. YOU LEAN BACK IN YOUR CHAIR, FALL, AND BONK YOUR HEAD ON A FISH TANK. THE GLASS BREAKS. AQUARIUM WATER AND FLOPPING FISH RAIN DOWN ON YOU. EMBARRASSING MOMENTS? NAH. JUST PUT ON YOUR WRAP Gs AND ACT LIKE IT'S INTENTIONAL AS YOU SAUCILY QUIP, "I DO MY OWN STUNTS."
MADE FOR
BIKING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING RUNNING
LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.
2 NO BOUNCE
OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.
3 ANTI-FOG
4 ALL POLARIZED
GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.
5 ALL EXTREME
YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO
INTRODUCING I DO MY OWN STUNTS
AN OPEN LETTER TO HOLLYWOOD FROM ASPIRING ACTION STAR BRUNK LUMPSTACK.
MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
FOR REGULAR HEADS
BEST FOR HANDS-FREE ACTIVITIES
EXTREME SCUFFLE
BRINGING TENTACLES TO A FISTFIGHT IS A SURE WAY TO WHOOP SOME ASS!!! YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED!!! OUTMUSCLED!!! OUT-FILL-IN-THE-F***ING BLANK!!!! YOUR FISTS MEAN NOTHING HERE, HUMAN!!! NOTHING!!! YOU'RE AS FRAGILE AS A CORAL REEF!!! BRING YOUR BEST FIGHTER AND WATCH THEM GET DROP-KICKED WITH EASE!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!!
MADE FOR
BIKING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING RUNNING
LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.
2 NO BOUNCE
OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.
3 ANTI-FOG
4 ALL POLARIZED
GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.
5 ALL EXTREME
YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO
INTRODUCING LOOK MA, NO HANDS
AN EXTREME POEM TO AN EXTREME MOTHER.
READ OUR LOOK MA, NO HANDS! ORIGIN STORY
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Hot Dog Miles, 4th of July BBQs
LIMITED EDITION: 4TH OF JULY
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re cookin' it or bookin' it.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
INTRODUCING FOUNDING FATHER ISSUES
The founding fathers of America never taught you how to throw a ball? Never taught you how to work on cars?! Never helped you with your math homework?! Never showed you how to win a revolution?! No wonder you have daddy issues!!! Or more specifically, Founding Father Issues. We say there's no better way to cope with these types of problems than some patriotic retail therapy. You should snag a pair of these Founding Father Issues sunnies before they also ditch you (probably for some tramp like Carl the Flamingo).
Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
What's the difference between vintage, antique & retro?
Vintage: "characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic," with true vintage at 50 years old.
Antique: "an object having special value because of its age," at least 100 years old.
Retro: "Involving, relating to, or reminiscent of an earlier time; retrospective," imitating a style at least 10-15 years old.
That means these sunglasses are retro but we named them Thanks, They're Vintage so you have to lie to everyone and say they're 50 years old. Good luck.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
STOP THE PRESS!!!
We got 3 batsh*t crazy emails about
"Thanks, They're Vintage" sunglasses.
For Regular or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
T'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD
Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!!
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3 ALL POLARIZED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Included with purchase.
She oozes style and grace...
Nope, wait, that's cheese.
She oozes cheese.
Read our Cheesy Flight Attendant
Origin Story to find out how you too
can be Livin' Velveeta Loca baby!!!>
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Treating Sick Burns
FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Stingrays are friends...NOT. Stingrays are a-holes! ("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" - Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it doesn’t help. ("Indeed. That is correct. Finally, you say something reasonable." - Dr. Ray, Sting.) Trust us. We have a PHG, so we'd know. ("Nonsense! Owning PHG glasses does not grant toxicologic expertise!" - Dr. Ray, Sting.)
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT
STOP WITH THE F***ING STINGRAY JOKES! An Editorial by Dr. Ray, Sting
Non-Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Runs Around the Dig Site
FRIENDS!!!
For finding fragile fossils, fashionable functional 'ffordable focals frequently foster fantastic fortune! False feeble foes fail fast. Finally, fastidious finesse! Flamboyant flamingos feel felicity! Fatuous fools fall flat! Fortify fondness!!! Frolic freely!!! Furnish fun!!! FLY!!!!! FLIRT!!!!! FORNICATE!!! F*ck. Finished.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
CAN YOU DIG IT??
Always wanted to be a paleontologist, but couldn't afford that fancy PhD?
Psh, think of all the $$$ you've SAVED!!!
Become a fossil-finding expert!
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
GOODR
Circle G goodr I Have These On Vinyl, Too
Regular price
$25.00
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Non-Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
For Regular or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs
SHINE BRIGHT
With the goodr Chrome Package, your face looks especially elegant and classy. Compared to other plastics, chromenonium is quite stable and resistant to Vicegrip Syndrome. (That's where sunglasses suddenly start tightening and squeeze your head like an orange.) The uniquely shiny look provides complementary contrast and controppeddy piddledydoos in the wuzkuckle. We're not just making up empty jargon here. If you want classegance, Add the Chrome Package. It's a hoity-toity deloity.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3 ALL POLARIZED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Included with purchase.
CLASSIC CAR STARTER KIT
Want to find out how to turn that old hooptie into a sex magnet?!
Add the Chrome Package
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
Non-Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
Non-Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
High Contrast for Ball Spotting
FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.
MADE FOR
GOLFING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING RUNNING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)
2 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.*
*Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.
3 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.
4 NO SQUIRRELS
No one wearing these has ever had a squirrel do donuts in a golf cart on the fairway while trying to chip it onto the green.
VODKA NOT INCLUDED, BUT RECOMMENDED
Nothing compliments iced tea like a touch of lemonade. They go together like Brad and Jen, Tom and Nicole, Trump and Yeezy. With sweet tea lenses and non-slip lemonade frames these beauties are a perfect blend of performance and fashion.
For Regular or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs
Introducing our very first Mach Gs with Flamingo Eye Technology. Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames.
MADE FOR
GOLFING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING RUNNING
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3 ALL POLARIZED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Included with purchase.
INTRODUCING TALES FROM THE GREENSKEEPER.
The person cutting grass on the hole next to you has all of the power. Will your next round be a dream or a nightmare? Paradise or torture? Caddyshack 1 or Caddyshack 2? It's all up to the greenskeeper. So put on these green sunnies and get on their good side. Then you've got the power.
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
For Regular or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
GOODR + AVIATORS = MACH Gs
Introducing our very first Mach Gs with Flamingo Eye Technology. Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames.
MADE FOR
GOLFING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING RUNNING
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3 ALL POLARIZED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
Included with purchase.
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY
...your clubhouse server is so eager to serve you more drinks? Well, the answer is obvious just by looking at this photo. Drunk golfers hand out tips like drunk girls hand out compliments in the bathroom as if they were candy. Know who loves cash (and probably also candy)? The clubhouse closeout crew.
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
BEST-SELLING PINK SUNGLASSES
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail up a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.
MADE FOR
BIKING RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
THE ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL
In honor of our CEO, Carl the Flamingo, these beauties are a tribute to his unbelievably pink feathers and shockingly teal eyes. Try these on your next run to be transported to Carl’s flamingo yacht, where the piña coladas flow and beautiful flamingos flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
Non-Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Beach Runs and Beach Suns
PINEAPPLES NOT INCLUDED
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
THE ULTIMATE PARTY DRINK
These tropical blue and yellow shades are named for the best solution for getting a charlie horse in your calf at mile 17: Pineapple painkillers. That's right, this delightful cocktail, 2 parts rum, 4 parts pineapple juice (with anti-inflammatory bromelain!), 1 part orange juice and coconut cream is what Carl reaches for when he's run out of piña colada mix (he obviously doesn't realize that he could make a piña with these ingredients...oh Carl). It doesn't actually help the cramp, but you'll get such a bad side cramp after you slam the drink, you won't remember the charlie horse!
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
Non-Reflective LensesFor Regular Heads
Best for Splitting Fairways & Draining 15 Footers For Double Flamingo
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re putting in your backyard or sipping a nitro cold brew.
MADE FOR
GOLFING
GREAT FOR
BIKING RUNNING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
INTRODUCING I'M WEARING BURGUNDY?:
If you're going to do it on the most glorious rainbow ever, it's ideal to have protection...from UV rays. We believe in safe specs. What? We're talking about golf, people! Get your minds out of the gutter, slap these burgundy shades on your face, channel your inner sex panther and remember: you can score a flamingo 60% of the time every time.
Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Splitting Fairways & Draining 15 Footers For Double Flamingo
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re putting in your backyard or sipping a nitro cold brew.
MADE FOR
GOLFING
GREAT FOR
BIKING RUNNING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
OFFICIAL MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSOR:
Fade-er-ade encourages you to celebrate wins, birdies, flamingos, and finding golf sunglasses that make you look as cool as you feel on the inside. Which is pretty flocking cool. (So cool you can use the phrase "pretty flocking cool" and people think it's cool.)
LENS TECH
FRAME INFO
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Road, Trail, or Taco Runs
OUR BEST-SELLING BLUES
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
WHAT EVEN IS A LUCK DRAGON?
The ultimate fever dream of a luck dragon is to fly after slamming a bottle of Blue Curaçao (just go with it). That’s why we made the blue on blue sunnies. To shield Falkor’s bloodshot eyes from that little cry baby Bastian.