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goodr OG Ham-Cured Cramps - Run Republic
goodr OG Ham-Cured Cramps - Run Republic
goodr OG Ham-Cured Cramps - Run Republic
goodr OG Ham-Cured Cramps - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr OG Ham-Cured Cramps

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lens typeReflective Mirrored Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
best useBest for Post Meal Runs

REWIND SERIES: REINTRODUCING HAM CURED CRAMPS

We're releasing an oldie but a goodr. A remix, reboot, revival, re-whatever, of a classic pair. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing the neighborhood Easter Egg Hunt or running some Pre-Easter dinner treadmill miles. You asked for seconds, get your fill while you can!!!

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR


BEASTING
 BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech
PINK frame sunglasses polarized HAM CURED CRAMPS

BONUS: THEY'RE GUARANTEED TRICHINOSIS-FREE!!!


This spring, Carl the Flamingo suggested that we should start selling goodr Farms Medicinal Hams on our website. He was enraged when the FDA said we had to put a label on them that said, "This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease." Carl said that was "TOTAL bullsh*t!!! EVERYONE knows that HAM CURES CRAMPS!!!" (Carl also insists that it increases his libido. We're not convinced the ham is responsible.) Luckily, we were able to get him to compromise by offering these Ham Cured Cramps sunnies instead.*

*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.

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goodr OG Let's Get Canucked UP - Run Republic
goodr OG Let's Get Canucked UP - Run Republic
goodr OG Let's Get Canucked UP - Run Republic
goodr OG Let's Get Canucked UP - Run Republic
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goodr OG Let's Get Canucked UP

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Poutine Miles, Running the Canadian Rockies





LIMITED EDITION: CANADA DAY

We are all about that Big Mountie Energy and shouting, "It's CANADA DAY!!! EH?!" Celebrate your fave Canadians, throw on the 80s classic Strange Brew, and toast to the inherently non-asshole neighbors of the North!

 

MADE FOR

RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech
RED WHITE CANADA SUNGLASSES

INTRODUCING LET'S GET CANUCKED UP


At goodr we firmly believe that you should be unabashedly yourself...unless you're an asshole.

And you know who's NEVER an asshole? Canadians. They're NICE. TOO nice.

But we aren't too humble to celebrate all that makes them awesome - poutine, maple syrup, and a truly peculiar pronunciation of words with the letter "o". (Seriously. Listen to a Canadian say "sorry". It's ADORABLE.)

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goodr OG Founding Father Issues - Run Republic
goodr OG Founding Father Issues - Run Republic
goodr OG Founding Father Issues - Run Republic
goodr OG Founding Father Issues - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr OG Founding Father Issues

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
Best for Hot Dog Miles, 4th of July BBQs





LIMITED EDITION: 4TH OF JULY

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re cookin' it or bookin' it.

 

MADE FOR

RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

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RED WHITE BLUE USA SUNGLASSES

INTRODUCING FOUNDING FATHER ISSUES


The founding fathers of America never taught you how to throw a ball? Never taught you how to work on cars?! Never helped you with your math homework?! Never showed you how to win a revolution?! No wonder you have daddy issues!!! Or more specifically, Founding Father Issues. We say there's no better way to cope with these types of problems than some patriotic retail therapy. You should snag a pair of these Founding Father Issues sunnies before they also ditch you (probably for some tramp like Carl the Flamingo).

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Circle G goodr Thanks, They're Vintage - Run Republic
Circle G goodr Thanks, They're Vintage - Run Republic
Circle G goodr Thanks, They're Vintage - Run Republic
Circle G goodr Thanks, They're Vintage - Run Republic
GOODR

Circle G goodr Thanks, They're Vintage

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reflective lens typeReflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
best use is avocado toastBest for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs

WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE

What's the difference between vintage, antique & retro?

Vintage: "characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic," with true vintage at 50 years old.
Antique: "an object having special value because of its age," at least 100 years old.

Retro: "Involving, relating to, or reminiscent of an earlier time; retrospective," imitating a style at least 10-15 years old.

That means these sunglasses are retro but we named them Thanks, They're Vintage so you have to lie to everyone and say they're 50 years old. Good luck.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.

4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL

Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.

Frames tech

STOP THE PRESS!!!


We got 3 batsh*t crazy emails about
"Thanks, They're Vintage" sunglasses.

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BFG goodr Zeus, You ARE the Father! - Run Republic
BFG goodr Zeus, You ARE the Father! - Run Republic
BFG goodr Zeus, You ARE the Father! - Run Republic
BFG goodr Zeus, You ARE the Father! - Run Republic
GOODR

BFG goodr Zeus, You ARE the Father!

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals



LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

HAIL ZEUS!!! God of the Sky, and Thirsty Shapeshifter. He turned into all kinds of animals to seduce goddesses, nymphs, and mortals. Swan. Cuckoo. Bull. (Also, Carl the Flamingo SWEARS Zeus morphed into a flamingo once to bone him.) According to God Sex Magazine, Zeus had 57 partners, 54 children, and countless ties for Xmas presents.)

MADE FOR


BEASTING

GREAT FOR

BIKING RUNNING


 

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

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ZEUS YOU ARE THE FATHER POLARIZED WHITE SUNGLASSES FOR RUNNING

INTRODUCING ZEUS, YOU ARE THE FATHER.


Once he was dragged onto Ancient Greek Television to prove he fathered Ares, but before the results were read he threw lightning bolts at Maurice, the God of Dramatic Reveal. The spirit of Zeus currently lives on in furries.

 

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Circle G goodr Hermes’ Junk Mail - Run Republic
Circle G goodr Hermes’ Junk Mail - Run Republic
Circle G goodr Hermes’ Junk Mail - Run Republic
Circle G goodr Hermes’ Junk Mail - Run Republic
GOODR

Circle G goodr Hermes’ Junk Mail

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

 

 

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS


You know how you get all that junk mail advertising cheap microwaves and 12-packs of taquitos for $0.69 and you just toss it in the trash without a second thought? Where do you think it all goes? The landfill? Nah, Hermes thrives off that sh*t. Swooping in and living it up on all your discarded doorbuster deals.

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING


NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.

4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL

Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.

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HERMES JUNK MAILS WHITE circle round polarized sunglasses

INTRODUCING HERMES JUNK MAIL


Don't blame the messenger, they say.

But what if that messenger fills your mailbox with supermarket coupons, pre-approved credit cards and catalogs for office supplies that you never requested?????




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Circle G goodr Hera’s Awkward Family Reunion - Run Republic
Circle G goodr Hera’s Awkward Family Reunion - Run Republic
Circle G goodr Hera’s Awkward Family Reunion - Run Republic
Circle G goodr Hera’s Awkward Family Reunion - Run Republic
GOODR

Circle G goodr Hera’s Awkward Family Reunion

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lens typeGradient Dark Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

 

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS


Family reunions are weird. You gather with people you barely know. You have to do things you don't enjoy, like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchy potato-and-cat-hair-salad. You think Grandpa Garrett is sleeping, only to find out at the end of the night he died, which means you were playing dumb games like "water balloon toss" in front of a CORPSE. But here's one thing you can be thankful for: You're not at the goddess Hera's Awkward Family Reunion, where 90% of the guests are her brother/husband's bastard offspring. Oof. Good luck, girl.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING


NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.

4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL

Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.

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HERA'S AWKWARD FAMILY REUNION WHITE MARBLE circle round polarized sunglasses

INTRODUCING HERA'S AWKWARD FAMILY REUNION


"My husband slept with 90% of the guests here.

Humans, nymphs, goddesses... If it had junk, he boned it."

"Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. NBD. Really. It's all good. What a fun event. This is fine. Everything is fine."


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PHG goodr Hades Gonna Hate - Run Republic
PHG goodr Hades Gonna Hate - Run Republic
PHG goodr Hades Gonna Hate - Run Republic
PHG goodr Hades Gonna Hate - Run Republic
GOODR

PHG goodr Hades Gonna Hate

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

 

 

 

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Hades gets a bad wrap. Let's compliment the God of the Dead.
1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!
2. HE HAS A DOGGO!!! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog kisses, it's so cute.
3. He's not petty or vain. So he probably won't like these compliments. Oh well! Hades Gonna Hate*.
*These sunglasses won't slip or bounce while crossing the river Styx.

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING


NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

Frames tech

stay fly orinthologist orange circle double bridge polarized reflective sunglasses

INTRODUCTING HADES GONNA HATE


Don't even ask him. Seriously.

You'll ferry allllll the way across the River Styx, trek to his wretched Underworld palace, stand in front of his huge onyx skull-ornamented throne to ask for his opinion, and it's a total WASTE. OF. TIME.

YOU KNOW what he's going to say...

Hades Gonna Hate


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Mach G goodr Poseidon’s New Wave Movement - Run Republic
Mach G goodr Poseidon’s New Wave Movement - Run Republic
Mach G goodr Poseidon’s New Wave Movement - Run Republic
Mach G goodr Poseidon’s New Wave Movement - Run Republic
GOODR

Mach G goodr Poseidon’s New Wave Movement

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular or Wider Heads
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals


LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Poseidon is widely considered the father of the new wave music — dude knows a thing or two about making waves...especially new wave. (See what we did there? Poseidon is the god of the sea and he makes waves and then new wave is a popular genre of music so we blended the two together for a humorous outcome. Everyone knows, the best jokes are the ones you have to explain.)

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARIZED

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP

Included with purchase.

Frames tech

 

poseidon new wave movement blue aviator sunglasses

INTRODUCING POSEIDON'S NEW WAVE MOVEMENT


We went down a wormhole of #newwavemusic on TikTok and, if we're to believe the algorithm, anything from a naked hippie pounding a drum to glam rock fits this genre.

And one god started it all...

LENS TECH

 

Polorized Reflective Lens Tech

FRAME INFO

 

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Mach G goodr Flamites, God of Flamingos - Run Republic
Mach G goodr Flamites, God of Flamingos - Run Republic
Mach G goodr Flamites, God of Flamingos - Run Republic
Mach G goodr Flamites, God of Flamingos - Run Republic
GOODR

Mach G goodr Flamites, God of Flamingos

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular or Wider Heads
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Who is the god of flamingos, shrimp, and Piña Coladas? It's Flamites, God of Flamingos. Duh!!! He's the only deity we worship here at goodr. (Just don't tell Carl the Flamingo that. He considers himself a god.) Flamites makes it rain shrimp around our office on the reg, it kinda reeks but we don't say anything because we don't want him to turn us into crustaceans and then eat us. He was the inspo for these gorgeous, colorful stone-inspired sunnies.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARIZED

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP

Included with purchase.

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FLAMITE GOD OF FLAMINGOS PURPLE BLAK MARBLE POLARIZED aviator sunglasses

INTRODUCING FLAMITE, GOD OF FLAMINGOS


You probably never learned about this deity when you learned about Greek mythology...

He’s the god of flamingos, shrimp, hyper-sexuality, kleptomania, Piña Coladas, & the REAL god of orgies...

Do you know who he is?!

If you guessed that it’s Carl the Flamingo...

YOU’RE WRONG!!!

Although Carl does consider himself a god among men, we’re actually talking about...

Flamites, God of Flamingos

 

LENS TECH

 

Polorized Reflective Lens Tech

FRAME INFO

 

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OG goodr Dionysus’ Orgy? Everyone Came! - Run Republic
OG goodr Dionysus’ Orgy? Everyone Came! - Run Republic
OG goodr Dionysus’ Orgy? Everyone Came! - Run Republic
OG goodr Dionysus’ Orgy? Everyone Came! - Run Republic
GOODR

OG goodr Dionysus’ Orgy? Everyone Came!

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals


LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

OF COURSE everyone came!!! Everyone knows Dionysus, the god of wine, general ecstasy, fruits & vegetables (many of them phallic), throws THE best orgies in town.*

(*Well, maybe after Carl the Flamingo.)

MADE FOR

RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
Frames tech
DIONYSUS ORGY EVERYBODY CAME POLARIZED PURPLE SUNGLASSES FOR RUNNING

INTRODUCING DIONYSUS' ORGY? EVERYBODY CAME.


Pretty sure the name of this pair speaks for itself. Good talk. (P.S. Wear a rubber.)

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Runway goodr Demeter’s Farm to Table Feast - Run Republic
Runway goodr Demeter’s Farm to Table Feast - Run Republic
Runway goodr Demeter’s Farm to Table Feast - Run Republic
Runway goodr Demeter’s Farm to Table Feast - Run Republic
GOODR

Runway goodr Demeter’s Farm to Table Feast

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals


LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

"You are cordially invited to Demeter's Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules.
1. If you sneak in any store-bought trash like "mayochup," she will turn you into a gecko.
2. Don't ask Demeter when she's getting married. She's not. Get over it, Rhea.
3. NO PHONES AT THE TABLE, PERSEPHONE. Mama only sees you 6 months a year.
4. Whoever brings up politics gets three months of famine.
5. Wear her sunnies because they don't slip or bounce AND you can sneakily check everyone out in their skimpy togas.
Sincerely, Demeter. Yes, I'm writing about myself in the 3rd person. So what? FIGHT ME."

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING.

1 NO SLIP

Our lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL FASHION

Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?

5 NO CATCALLS

We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee.We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.

Frames tech
demeters farm to table feast runways cayetes sunglasses

INTRODUCING DEMETER'S FARM TO TABLE FEAST


If you don't eat her food, she's going to be offended and f*** up our whole sh*t with a long brutal winter, no crops, no vacay, no sun, AHHHHHHHHHHH
please please please
please please please
be on your best behavior at Demeter's Farm to Table Feast



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Circle G goodr Athena Is as Athena Does - Run Republic
Circle G goodr Athena Is as Athena Does - Run Republic
Circle G goodr Athena Is as Athena Does - Run Republic
Circle G goodr Athena Is as Athena Does - Run Republic
GOODR

Circle G goodr Athena Is as Athena Does

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS


Petrified of being petrified by Medusa? These shades will 100% help. They're inspired by Athena, goddess of warfare, wisdom, and handicraft. (Oooh, triple major.) She DESTROYED the arrogant Arachne in a weaving duel. (Weaving duels were the rap battles of The Old Days.) She sprang from the head of Zeus when he developed a nasty headache. (Ticking off toxic dudes from birth? Yasss, kween.) AND she rocks Medusa's head on her shield to turn enemies to stone. (Weird flex, but ok.) Hey, it's just how she rolls. Athena Is as Athena Does.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING


NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.

4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL

Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.

Frames tech
athena is as athena does circle round polarized sunglasses

INTRODUCING ATHENA IS AS ATHENA DOES


She kicks your ass at pub trivia night every week.

She always rocks full body armor with a helmet, shield and lance so guys are too chickensh*t to creep on her or tell her to SMILE more.

She spends her Saturday nights spinning badass tapestries and always beats that basic bitch Arachne in a weaving contest.

Duh. What did you expect?

Athena Is As Athena Does




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VRG goodr Ares Has, Like...No Chill - Run Republic
VRG goodr Ares Has, Like...No Chill - Run Republic
VRG goodr Ares Has, Like...No Chill - Run Republic
VRG goodr Ares Has, Like...No Chill - Run Republic
GOODR

VRG goodr Ares Has, Like...No Chill

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

This is Ares. He has, like... no chill. Don't piss him off unless you want him to jab you with that pointy spear. He is filled with rage AND he loves gore. We just hope you've had your tetanus shot. Although, no tetanus shot is required for these Ares Has Like...No Chill sunnies.



OUR NEWEST STYLE, THE VRGs

New shape with the same levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re running laps on a track or entering a time machine to the future.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE

Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*
*No batteries required.

 

 

Frames tech
ARES HAS LIKE NO CHILL MONOLENS REFLECTIVE SUNGLASSES

INTRODUCING ARES HAS LIKE...NO CHILL


Ares is the god of war, or if you want to get technical, the spirit of battle.

You know, the yucky aspects of warfare and slaughter. Like gore, he loves gore. And rage. SO much rage!!!

He gives us major road rage vibes. He probably makes servers and cashiers cry on the reg.

He honestly probs just desperately needs a hug and some word cuddles.

Ares Has, Like... No Chill

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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goodr OG Apollo-gize for Nothing - Run Republic
goodr OG Apollo-gize for Nothing - Run Republic
goodr OG Apollo-gize for Nothing - Run Republic
goodr OG Apollo-gize for Nothing - Run Republic
GOODR

goodr OG Apollo-gize for Nothing

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lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Yes, wretched mortal, I am thy God of Art!!! Subscribe to my YouTube channel, and smash that like button, so thou dost not get smited. Plus, I am thy God of archery, music, and dance. Mine own godly twerking puts Megan Thee Stallion to shame! Also, I am thy God of truth and prophecy, healing and diseases, the Sun and light, and poetry. Liketh it not? Too many things-eth? WELL, TOO F***ING-ETH BAD!!!
Apollo-Gize for Nothing

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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

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4 NO LEOPARDS
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APOLLO-GIZE FOR NOTHING MARBLE NON REFLECTIVE POLARIZED PURPLE SUNGLASSES FOR RUNNING

INTRODUCING APOLLO-GIZE FOR NOTHING


Dear goodr,

This is the Brand Stewardship Team for Apollo. The copy is so far off-brand we can’t really provide feedback.

Our legal team would never sign off on things like "blocking Apollo's harmful sun rays," calling his lyre skils "mediocre," and saying he should give all goodr employees "free medicine for life."

We also object to this part: "Apollo's the god of the sun, archery, healing, music, AND truth? More like the god of overcompensating for having a small dong." Start fresh with new copy. We understand goodr is a playful brand with cheeky comments and copy, but it needs to be in line with Apollo's standards, or we will smite you.

Sincerely,
The Brand Stewardship Team for Apollo

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Runway goodr Aphrodite in the Streets & the Sheets - Run Republic
Runway goodr Aphrodite in the Streets & the Sheets - Run Republic
Runway goodr Aphrodite in the Streets & the Sheets - Run Republic
Runway goodr Aphrodite in the Streets & the Sheets - Run Republic
GOODR

Runway goodr Aphrodite in the Streets & the Sheets

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Look it's pretty self-explanatory, Aphrodite is Aphrodite in both the streets and the sheets. Why would she take on a different persona depending on where she is? Unless, do gods like role-playing? That a thing? She's also still Aphrodite in the Streets and the Sheets while in these Aphrodite in the Streets and the Sheets goodrs. That is sooo meta.

 

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RUNNING

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BEASTING BIKING

 

HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING.

1 NO SLIP

Our lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL FASHION

Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?

5 NO CATCALLS

We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee.We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.

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Fast as Shell

INTRODUCING APHRODITE IN THE STREETS AND THE SHEETS


Aphrodite, the goddess of sexual love and beauty, is known primarily as a goddess of love and fertility.

She also occasionally presides over marriage.

Hmmm...

Ocassionally?! That sounds kind of commitment-phobic for something that's supposed to be all about commitment...

Eh, love is a fickle beast.


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goodr Mach G's Cheesy Flight Attendant - Run Republic
goodr Mach G's Cheesy Flight Attendant - Run Republic
goodr Mach G's Cheesy Flight Attendant - Run Republic
goodr Mach G's Cheesy Flight Attendant - Run Republic
GOODR

Mach G goodr Cheesy Flight Attendant

Regular price $35.00
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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular or Wider Heads
best useBest Suited for Reaching New Heights

T'S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD

Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!!

 

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RUNNING

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BEASTING BIKING


LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARIZED

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.

5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP

Included with purchase.




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moonstone bornite clear multi-colored sunglasses with blue lenses

She oozes style and grace...


Nope, wait, that's cheese.
She oozes cheese.

Read our Cheesy Flight Attendant
Origin Story to find out how you too
can be Livin' Velveeta Loca baby!!!>




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Polorized Reflective Lens Tech
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goodr PHG Stay Fly, Ornithologists - Run Republic
goodr PHG Stay Fly, Ornithologists - Run Republic
goodr PHG Stay Fly, Ornithologists - Run Republic
goodr PHG Stay Fly, Ornithologists - Run Republic
GOODR

PHG goodr Stay Fly, Ornithologists

Regular price $35.00
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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
best useBest for Bird Watching on a Run

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Don't be a dodo!!! Spread your wings and soar with Stay Fly, Ornithologists PHG sunglasses. These professorial frames won't slip or bounce while you live your best life. Unlike the dodos, who lived on the island Mauritius, and watched all their eggs get eaten by pigs, cats and monkeys. What a bunch of losers! We're not trying to scare you or anything, but the dodo made absolutely zero attempts to stay fly, and now it's extinct. Nuff said.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING


NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.



stay fly orinthologist orange circle double bridge polarized reflective sunglasses

NOBEL PRIZE MEETS BILLBOARD


Two ornithologists released a pop-rap song full of cheesy bird puns! (And they're both going through an existential crisis.)


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goodr PHG Dr. Ray, Sting - Run Republic
goodr PHG Dr. Ray, Sting - Run Republic
goodr PHG Dr. Ray, Sting - Run Republic
goodr PHG Dr. Ray, Sting - Run Republic
GOODR

PHG goodr Dr. Ray, Sting

Regular price $35.00
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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
best useBest for Treating Sick Burns

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Stingrays are friends...NOT. Stingrays are a-holes! ("What?! Blasphemy! Where is your evidence for this preposterous claim?" - Dr. Ray, Sting). Have you ever been stung? That HURTS. And peeing on it doesn’t help. ("Indeed. That is correct. Finally, you say something reasonable." - Dr. Ray, Sting.) Trust us. We have a PHG, so we'd know. ("Nonsense! Owning PHG glasses does not grant toxicologic expertise!" - Dr. Ray, Sting.)

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING


NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.


dr ray sting blue circle double bridge polarized reflective sunglasses

EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT


STOP WITH THE F***ING STINGRAY JOKES! An Editorial by Dr. Ray, Sting

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goodr PHG Fossil Finding Focals - Run Republic
goodr PHG Fossil Finding Focals - Run Republic
goodr PHG Fossil Finding Focals - Run Republic
GOODR

PHG goodr Fossil Finding Focals

Regular price $35.00
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lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
best useBest for Runs Around the Dig Site

FRIENDS!!!

For finding fragile fossils, fashionable functional 'ffordable focals frequently foster fantastic fortune! False feeble foes fail fast. Finally, fastidious finesse! Flamboyant flamingos feel felicity! Fatuous fools fall flat! Fortify fondness!!! Frolic freely!!! Furnish fun!!! FLY!!!!! FLIRT!!!!! FORNICATE!!! F*ck. Finished.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING


NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

fossil finding focals olive green polarized sunglasses

CAN YOU DIG IT??


Always wanted to be a paleontologist, but couldn't afford that fancy PhD?
Psh, think of all the $$$ you've SAVED!!!


Become a fossil-finding expert! 

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goodr PHG The New Prospector - Run Republic
goodr PHG The New Prospector - Run Republic
goodr PHG The New Prospector - Run Republic
goodr PHG The New Prospector - Run Republic
GOODR

PHG goodr The New Prospector

Regular price $35.00
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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
best useBest for Out of This World Runs

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING


NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

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the new prospector grey circle double bridge polarized reflective sunglasses

MINING ASPIRATIONS


Will our newly minted The New Prospector PHG sunnies help protect you from the lizard people?!

Rumor has it they ARE made with genuine orgone...

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goodr PHG Professor 00G - Run Republic
goodr PHG Professor 00G - Run Republic
goodr PHG Professor 00G - Run Republic
goodr PHG Professor 00G - Run Republic
GOODR

PHG goodr Professor 00G

Regular price $35.00
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lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
best useBest for Parkour Chases Around Town

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL" DOCTORS, MOM & DAD!!!)

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING


NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

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professor 00g black polarized phg sunglasses

artiFACTS!!!


Learn about the greatest movie* that was never made!!!
(*We had to say that so Carl the Flamingo wouldn'tsend the Octopus Cult after us.)

Read our Professor 00G Origin Story NOW!!!
(Or the Octopus Cult might get YOU!!!

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goodr PHG Artifacts, Not Artifeelings - Run Republic
goodr PHG Artifacts, Not Artifeelings - Run Republic
goodr PHG Artifacts, Not Artifeelings - Run Republic
goodr PHG Artifacts, Not Artifeelings - Run Republic
GOODR

PHG goodr Artifacts, Not Artifeelings

Regular price $35.00
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lens typeNon-Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
best useBest for Unearthing Deep Emotions

FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Extra, extra! Read all about it! Famed archeologist Notre Latedto Anyonetrademarked excavated an underground temple! And what did she find? A pit of dangerously adorable kittens. (Kittens. Why'd it have to be kittens? She HATES kittens!) Also, she found rare sunglass artifacts known to ancient civilizations as PHGs. You may not like these pedantic frames, but she doesn’t care. She wants Artifacts, Not Artifeelings. (SAME. Excavators are our motivators.)

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING


NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

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ARTIFACTS NOT ARTIFEELINGS POLARIZED SUNGLASSES TRTOISE SHELLS

artiFACTS!!!


A kid brought homemade "dinosaur bones" to Show and Tell and the teacher called him out. Totally ROASTED him!!!!!
Take that, Mallory.

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goodr Circle G's They Were Out Of Black - Run Republic
goodr Circle G's They Were Out Of Black - Run Republic
GOODR

Circle G goodr They Were Out Of Black

Regular price $25.00
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lens type
head sizeFor Regular Heads 
best use is avocado toastBest for Road, Trail, or Avocado Toast Runs

WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE

Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew.

 

MADE FOR


RUNNING

GREAT FOR

BEASTING BIKING

 

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.

4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL

Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.

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